SECTUAL

Some crazy clumsy shit happens out of nowhere and you end up on the floor doing something that looks like a dance move out of an '80s music video...

What is life?

Wow... sounds like another post alien abduction episode.

ROFLMAO, RIGHT?!?!?

Breakdancing during the witching hour... must be something to it!?

I have blue nightlights...

Looked so good on my naked body.

That's the only reason I noticed.

You should set up a hidden camera to start recording an hour ahead. I can also help you with examining the footage.

*seriously considers it*