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He was hoppin' around looking all happy and shit. I'm like damn, this bird's havin' a blast. 

Then he jumped up and started walking horizontally along this brick wall, I'm like WTF! 

I've never seen anything like that before. Then he came back down and started hopping around all non-chalant. Then he flew off.

LOL!

So, do you mean the bird like walked on the wall... like on the face of the wall? Like defying gravity? Haha!

I laughed out loud at  your description and when you said how the bird was having a blast. I could see that whole scene in my mind!

you ever cry when you see a bird fly?

Not really.

It's all wondrous and majestic and shit though.

My favorite is when I can see a little underbelly...

It makes me salivate...

Birds look so delicious. I want to put them in my mouth and slobber on them.

I feel this way about kittens and other small animals too.