SECTUAL

In my ENTIRE internet history.

I remember my uncle telling me and my dad about Google in 2000... apparently that's when it first started to get popular.

In 17 years...

I have clicked that button ONCE. In like 2005. 

I don't remember what happened, but apparently it wasn't helpful at all, and I have NEVER clicked it again.

I've never hit it. LOL.

I wonder how many people have NEVER fucking clicked it?!

LOL. That's funny you thought of that.

I just never had an interest in seeing what nonsense it would give me. I guess because when I'm there I'm always searching for something specific... like most people are, lol.

RIGHT!?

it was a useful function for the first couple years of google, prior to the rigging of results and adsense postings.

I clicked it as often as I could today just for the heck of it, it changes to I'm feeling artsy, I'm feeling playful, it spins and falls on different feelings. It's totally retarded but I just felt like fucking with google today and not mean it that I was pushing the button just like how it doesn't mean to know where I am driving every time I leave the house.