Next time I get some dude with a super sexy voice taking my order I'm gonna be like "Yes, hi, I'd like to fuck?"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The inflection of 'fuck' like it's a question...
ROFLMAO, and then just wait through the awkward silence for his response. He'd probably be like, "What? Excuse me?"
Then be like, "Oh sorry, I think the speaker's breaking up!" and just start ordering normally.
LOL.
That reminds me of a time when my friend Lisa was on the phone with a tech support guy at work and he was in India. Another girl used to have a hot Indian boyfriend so she knew some words in whatever shit language they use.. She told Lisa to tell him (hang on, I'm texting her to get the word).... Marmeri! which means fuck me. LOL!
The guy was stunned... and he tried to ignore it but he was like all uncomfortable and then he said the calls are monitored or something.. hahaha!
I have been super curious for a while now about dudes and how they might react to a non-ugly female approaching them in voice or in person and flat out asking for sex... in a rather crude way.
Do men get all scared and creeped out like a woman might when something like that happens?
I want to know...
But I'm not brave enough.
You never know till you try!
Tell someone they have a mad widow's peak and that you'd like to bounce him.
100% I would be one of those chicks with a terrible mugshot on some article saying I got arrested for sexually harassing a dude...
