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It only happens to me when my head is tilted back at an unreasonable angle. As far as I know! That's another reason it's so great to sleep alone! Fuck bothering people with your snoring, fuck having to listen to other people snore. That's lame and gay! Be free!

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yeah i got a 400 lb relative that does that about an hour after being fed ,lol

actually i thought it was only fatso's that did that but a lot of skinny snorers are coming out of the closet

seriously i would clap my hands real loud if you snored near me
I used to sometimes when I used to drink. Never anymore.
I cut trees in my sleep, consequently I sleep on the couch :|
You need two beds bro.
A couch is not a bed.
Don't let a bitch do you that way.
I actually do it on my own, but lol I'm going to tell her we need two beds and fancy headphones
No I mean like 2 beds in separate rooms man.

Preferably on opposite sides of the house.
I think it's great for relationships...

You can just barge in on her, wake her up and be like "I'M HERE TO FUCK."

You never get the opportunity for an entrance like that when you sleep in the same bed/room.
*busts through the door, knob slams into wall leaving small dent*

LET'S FUCKIN' BANG.
Lol I passed out, but holy fuck! Funniest shit I read in awhile...

I'm screaming in lols