Almost admitting you have a problem is the first half step to recovery.

Yeah I have a sordid history of worrying about tiny things even though there's nothing wrong with me.
Eventually I snap out of it and realize it's all okay.
I know a few full blown hypochondriacs so... LOL, thus my hesitation to admit to being one. I'm not that bad.
i just want to see you in a bunch of soap bubbles