09-06-2017, 01:00 PM
Or... THE TALE OF THE TURTLE ONESIE!!!!!
This eraserboard video was made in October 2016. Originally, it was intended to tell a (voiceover) story about the time I was moon-bathing in the nude outside my house when I saw a UFO. Later, the neighbor from down the street came over and when I saw the headlights approaching, I had to quickly throw on my turtle onesie. He offered me a bag of freshly harvested corn and I asked if he had seen a UFO. He affirmed that he had totes seen a UFO.
Later that night, an alien appeared in my bedroom, and Rodge (my teddybear) and I were taken on an intergalactic adventure revolving around having sex with aliens... just as we had wished.
I ended up having a threesome with alien dudes while Rodge watched. Then the main alien dude who had fallen in love with me asked if I'd like to meet his mom. Rodge and I were like "WTF no" but we didn't wanna be rude. So then his mom comes in and she has MASSIVE tits. The alien titties hang by her sides, extended from tendril-like titty-arms, and they each have three nipples. They forced me to hug as Rodge stood at a distance, mortified by the sight of the massive three nippled alien titties wrapping around me.
Then I asked the alien dude to take us home and he did and then Rodge and I pretended to be asleep and he finally left.
