SECTUAL

And I worship the phallus.

a good lesson in patience - this crystalline boner takes thousands of years to get goin but once it does... it's eternal.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But for realz...

I use my penis crystals to invoke the dick into my life.

It works.

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Check this amethyst!

My penis grows in Crystal Shapes. Nice girl, that Crystal Shapes.