*cries so hard*
AMERICA.
Land that I love.
LAND THAT I LOVE.
I WANT TO SCREAM IT FROM THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN TOP!!!!!!!!!!!
I’M AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’M AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you God.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Albeit I’m at the airport.
STILL.
It’s fucking AMERICA!!!
In just 5 hours, I’ll finally be home...
LMFAO.
Air travel is hectic, needlessly complicated, and dumb.
Just dumb.
And stupid.
I don’t think I’ll do it anymore.
OMIGAD I’M SOOOOOO IN LOOOOOOVE WITH AMERICA THOUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
America is SOOOOO hot, LATERALLY.
The annoying thing about airports is the people who are in a hurry.
LMFAO the screams of someone’s child are ringing through the airport halls.
This guy on the gate PA speaker is hot...
Florida boys kinda turn me on.
It’s hot as fuck here... but it is south Florida after all.
I stepped outside the airport when I first got here.
I was still wearing my jacket... LMFAO. I went right back in.
It’s a more reasonable temperature in Kentucky.
Thank God.
Hot AF or not, I’m just glad it’s America.
Dude OMG...
Going through security, I saw a group of super hot stewdardesses all dressed in red.
They loooooove their job.
And after security I bought some water...
And there was a display of a SHIT EMOJI Bluetooth speaker.
I mean wow. Can it be any more plain? Calling the music people listen to SHIT.
I mean IT IS shit. But still... you know how I feel about the shit emoji:
http://www.sectual.com/thread-2721.html
There’s a VERY angry black lady yelling obscenities into her telephone at a nearby gate.
OH... mi gad. You GUISE.
I’m on a plane...
It’s...
Open seating which is just chaos, like WHY. WHY.
LMFAO WHYYY.
Oh my.
Thank God I got a seat. I was afraid it’d be like some rare time where they literally kick you off the plane. LOL.
I’m oddly aroused right now.
