I had been picking my nose. I felt something on my lip, and naturally I licked at it, as one does.
It was a booger.
My boogers. Not anyone else’s.
Pervert.
It feels so good to be open about this.
You know, there’s such a captivating sense of chance about accidentally swallowing boogers.
It’s not something you can fake, it’s got to happen naturally. And it’s so rare that when it happens, it’s so special. Which makes it all the more enjoyable.
It’s like a reward for withstanding all the hardships in life.
You made it through another day? Good work. Here’s your prize.
It’s a fucking booger.
Eat it. You have no choice.
Spit it out? Hah! Not once you taste that delicate salty goodness.
You will accept your reward.
I also notice that it only ever happens with the hard boogers.
if god didn't want us eating them then why did he make it so they can pretty much drop right into our mouth
they are booglicious , i smell a new trix song
you need a booger intervention trix
I had a friend once.
(Unbelievable.)
He said during hiking in cold weather, he licked the snot away instead of wiping it off with anything. It was faster and easier and only made sense.
He said this in response to my mention of eating boogers and the question of how common or uncommon this activity really is. He maintained it was quite normal.
He’s a Capricorn though.
Sooo. Yeah.
(No offense.)
Even my kitty loves boogers !
Thanks for turning us on to this tasty snack.
It's all fun and games until you get one with an eyelash in the middle.
Damn that must have been a huge crusty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!