SECTUAL

Seriously...

I've kinda been busy for like weeks now. 

I haven't really had a ton of time to watch InfoWars, admittedly.

And I've been watching other stuff on YouTube instead when I do hang out on there.

I watch some pretty chillaxed shit, lots of hippie chicks talking about esoteric crap...

And whenever I go from one of those kinda videos to an Alex Jones video, it's like WHAM.

It's always some crazy jacked up, super heated, over the top rah rah rah kinda LOUD shit.

That's Alex's main mode.

I love the guy but shit...

I feel like he's gonna keel over at any given time.

His voice just keeps getting more rough and he's still gasping and swallowing super hard and...

I dunno man, I'm just afraid one day he's gonna have a coronary on air and I hope the camera guys cut the feed fast enough so as not to give Alex's enemies the pleasure of seeing him seizing or some shit.

6:00...

I want Alex Jones to be my lawfully wedded husband.

Did I say that out loud?

I would have treated Alex so good.

I would have been there for him a hundred and fifty million percent.

I love you more than the other chicks love you, Alex!!! We're destined to be together!!!

I know Alex wants me too.

I KNOW HE WANTS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!