Fannie, you'll be... "The Hot One".
Guys will be shootiing their hot loads at you and you'll stop them in mid air.
Fannie, the red pill makes you "The Hot One", and the blue pill makes you "The Wet One".
I will accept the title of The Hot One.
It's a much more fitting title for me. I'm dry like the Sahara.
The Sahara is probably wetter than me, especially if you dig down.
I also thought about using "Safari" as my codename.
So, "Sahara" would be perfect for you.
All I know is you better bring the lube.
I've never looked at it that way, but it's a technically solid perspective of absolute truth.