SECTUAL

I didn't do it.

I don't know how it happened.

And no I didn't stick anything in it.

And no this isn't the first time I've had to sew up a hole in the ass of a teddy bear.

I may or may not have gotten distracted by an impromptu disco dance party for the last 30 minutes...

Disco dance, or sew up a teddy bear butt?

Hm, let me see...

Yeah I'm gonna disco dance.

Part of me does wonder how the hole got there though...

I can't lie.

It's prettymuch a brand new teddy bear, it's just been sitting in the corner by the bed for like 6 months.

Man this teddy bear is way too big, I dunno what I was thinking when I bought this.

I'm sleeping with him anyways though. I think there will be room for me in the bed.