SECTUAL

You know there are a shitload of lonely chicks out there ordering shit all the time...

Lonely single ladies, lonely housewives...

I wonder if the UPS/FedEx dudes ever get lured in for a fast fuck?

If you were a UPS/FedEx dude and a good looking chick answered the door and invited you in to open your package...

What would you do?

I feel like if it was me and I was a dude...

I'd be freaked out and I'd just try to say something funny and then leave. And hope I never had to deliver there again.

Okay, I admit it, this is just one of my many sexual fantasies.

I feel like it's slightly more classy than the pizza delivery guy though.

I like this one more.

Unfortunately I can not touch this subject .................

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL.