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I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class.
I want the popularity of Fruit Stripe to go absolutely insane.

I want to make Fruit Stripe cool again...

I want Fruit Stripe in every household in America...

At least 6 packs at any given time, in every house, on every street...

City, country, doesn't matter.

There needs to be a Fruit Stripe mailing service.

We'll send you your monthly supply of Fruit Stripe...

30 packs, delivered on the 1st of every month.
Don't worry if you have lots left over...

The more stale it gets, the better.

Fruit Stripe will last indefinitely.

At the end of the year, take all your leftover Fruit Stripe and vacuum seal it.

Put it away in case the world ends.

And make sure your monthly order of Fruit Stripe is set to renew for the following year.
We will have Fruit Stripe donation centers.

If you have extra Fruit Stripe left over, and out of the kindness of your heart, you want to give it away...

There will be a Fruit Stripe kitchen seated in the heart of every town across Main Street America.
If you don't like stale Fruit Stripe, first of all you're out of your mind...

Secondly, give it to me.

I will take all your hard Fruit Stripe.
Fruit Stripe should be money.
We'll make gum chewing great again (MGCGA)!
EXACTLY.
Make chewing gum Fruit Stripe again.
Confession:

I get disappointed when the Fruit Stripe isn't stale.
The chicks who work at the only store near me which sells Fruit Stripe think I have a problem, and I think they're right, and I'm not sorry.
You know, I used to regard the orange pieces as my least favorite...

But even those are seared deep into my heart and soul as pure and utter perfection.
OMG, I feel so unbelievably blessed right now.

I just randomly found 4 PACKS OF FRUIT STRIPE.

I thought it was all gone.

I had decided to give up the habit!

Alas!!!

I have been GIVEN THE GIFT OF MORE FRUIT STRIPE!!!

Cloudnine
Back into the depths of addiction :O
LOLOLOL.
OMG!!!!!!!!1

https://i.ebayimg.com/thumbs/images/g/yw...s-l225.jpg

"FROSTY STRIPE" USED TO BE A THING!!!!!!!!

SPEARMINT!!!!!!!

WHY CAN'T IT STILL BE A THING!?!?!?!

WHY CAN'T FRUIT STRIPE MAKE FROSTY STRIPE AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!
THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF FRUIT STRIPE LOOKS LIKE JUPITER AND THE GREAT RED SPOT!!!!!

https://i.imgur.com/P1RR6g2.jpg
I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR.

A MINUTE AGO.

BUT I’M ABOUT TO CHEW IT NOW.
IT LOOKS LIKE JUPITER OR SOME OTHER GASEOUS PLANET.
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