SECTUAL

New reports have revealed that there is currently an “outbreak” of ocular syphilis – the sexually transmitted infection that can make you go blind.

Ummmmm??? 

Don't let him cum on your face.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/656...-blind-STI

No no no...

Just make sure he doesn't have ocular syphilis before you let him cum on your face.

THAT is the key here.

LOL.

"WAIT. Do you have ocular syphilis?"

"Wwwhaaa?"

So what the fuck though...

Is this just like, regular syphilis, only in the eyeballs??

How does this even work?

Let's not have sex.

What's next, ocular gonorrhea?

OMG...

Fuck you Google.

Apparently that's already a thing.