A super edible whipped lube that comes in different dessert type flavors...
It should be indiscernible from real whipped cream.
Flavored whipped cream lube, make refrigeration necessary if you must.
I want approximately $0.05 of every sale.
Don't fuck this up...
We live in the space age. If you can't do this, you're a joke and should stay away from space.
Why not just use real whipped cream and maybe flavor it yourself, you ask?
Well fuck you! Don't ask stupid questions!
The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of refrigeration being necessary...
It would be a thrilling sensation.
I want to lube my entire body with strawberries and cream and rub myself all over a willing participant.
I want my entire body to be stained red with strawberry juice.
I want to get sprayed with a firehose of strawberry flavored whipped cream.
Literally just engulfed in whipped cream.
So much whipped cream that it becomes like...
A swimming pool of whipped cream and I'm just buried under 4 ft. of whipped cream.
I want to be blasted so hard by a high powered whipped cream hose that it knocks me backward into a massive pile of strawberries sprinkled with powdered sugar.
(11-21-2017, 05:36 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]I want approximately $0.05 of every sale.
See that was a mistake. I´ma make a killin off of this shit and you´re only getting 0.05$ per sale
I am watching Marilyn monroe in 'hoe to marry a millionaire'
I wish you talked like her trix
Marilyn Monroe lifted that famous "Marilyn Monroe walk" from Alice White. Alice starred in the original 1928 version of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, which is presumed to be lost. I hope a print turns up in someone's attic.
Getting chased by men was usually the plot of most of her films. Such a cutie!
A woman after my own heart.
I love her so much. I'm going to order every DVD of hers I can find when I get a job. Evidently a lot of people did. She continued reading her fan mail for decades after she retired from show business until her death in the 1980s.
Here's a fan site someone put together:
http://alicewhiteflapper.blogspot.com/
If you don't continue reading your fanmail, you're just an asshole.
When you're at the height of fame and there like 40000 letters coming at you a week, that's different...
But after the dust has settled, one should be grateful for any interest still shown in them.
She actually did have 40,000 letters per week coming in at her peak. More than any of the better known stars. Hollywood didn't like Alice very much. Fans adored her.
She was probably a free-thinker, they hate that.
Sometimes they let you be famous even if you are a free-thinker and won't play by the rules...
But they never let you 'in the club' and treat you like 'one of them'.
Of course when one knows the heinous sick twisted actions that are necessary to get into/retain one's place in the club...
Anybody worth a shit wouldn't wanna be in it anyway.