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Yodaism.

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All we need is a Book of Yoda Wisdom, and we are all set.
I am a Yodaist.
It's sad how in the prequels Lucas reduced the mystical Force to some materialistic claptrap about microbes living in people's blood.
Did he?

I don't actually know anything about Star Wars itself, I only know Yoda.

The microbes in the blood thingy is quite interesting though...

Micro/macro, beings living in beings. I could work with that.
Yes, they came up with this jive about the Force being caused by microbes. I think they scrapped that whole line of thinking in later films after fans threw rotten eggs at it.
If it had been part of the lore from the very beginning, I might have been able to work with it too. But you don't drop that shit in in the 4th episode after you've already built up a different story in the first three. It's incongruous.
Yeah that's messed up.

The Force doesn't even need an explanation, that's just dumb.
Exactly. It was better when they left it to the audience's imagination. For some reason the whole franchise got dumbed down a lot for the next generation. Lucas and Spielberg with their goddamned shrill child actors. At least get someone whose testicles have dropped to play the lead.
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