What's this here e-biz board all about?
OMG, welcome!!!
We don't ever get no new members around these parts!!!
*pulls you up a chair*
Sit a spell!!!
I'll fetch some vittles!!!
Why, that's right neighborly of ye, Miss.
What're ye fixin'? I loves me some possum and greens.
Paw found us a good opossum out on the road real close to town! It was fresh! Only counted two different tire tracks! Cleaned it up and it's been a'simmerin' for the last 3 hours! Tender as a baby coon!
If'n I'd a-knowed y'all was possum-poor, I woulda brung ye one I saw down by the holler on muh way up. He couldna been kilt more'n twenny minutes ago.
Bwahahahahaaaa!
Okay, that was fun. Now let's get nekkid!

I'm already naked, why aren't you naked yet?
LOL, j/k. I'm not naked. It's cold AF here, I am covered up.
Nights like this are made for getting naked in bed!

I get you with the avatar every fucking time. LOLOLOLOLOL
(12-27-2017, 12:51 AM)A Concerned Reader Wrote: [ -> ]I get you with the avatar every fucking time. LOLOLOLOLOL
It's true, you do.
I do it on purpose to see your reaction when I spring it on you.
