SECTUAL

Don't you want the worm? The big, fat, pink, juicy, wiggly worm? You know you want it!

Dude shut the fuck up.

You grizzled old taint.

You and your weirdass music at the crack of dawn here. Who can listen to that shit in the morning?

Ell Oh Fucking Ell @ "the crack of dawn"

It's 1:00 PM in the fucking afternoon, you lazy cunt.

You’re such a dirty whore. I bet you’ve had sex with like 500 people. Get away from me.

Wrong, bitch. It was only like 499. And I actually used a rubber with some of them.

Oh well EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME.

Just because you THINK you're too big to spank, missy...