If I was going to open a strip club, I would call it...
THE HAPPY HOLE.
You need a big, wiggly worm in your happy hole, don't you?
I can't think of any clever names for a strip club. If I were gonna open one, I'd call it "Tiddies and Beer." Simple and to the point. The kind of guys who frequent strip clubs would probably respect that.
You're a fuckin' pervert, LMAO!!!
*bats eyes*
Flattery will get you everywhere, my dear.
Bugger hideaway
Chesters playpen
The Pit of Dis Pair
Hoo Hah's
Rank 'n File
Pounce 'n Bounce
Flesh 'n Boners
And why do strippers always have those pink pimples on there butt cheeks?????
Tastes like chicken, but smells like fish.
And what is that white cottage cheese clumpy stuff????
(12-27-2017, 07:10 PM)NowServingNumber52 Wrote: [ -> ]And what is that white cottage cheese clumpy stuff????
That's either cellulite or a yeast infection, depending on exactly where you saw it.
And why is it always looking moist....but feels greasy ???
( No lube involved. WTF??? )
Dude, I hope you're double bagging your junk if you're putting it into girly bits that look like that. LOL
(12-27-2017, 07:12 PM)A Concerned Reader Wrote: [ -> ] (12-27-2017, 07:10 PM)NowServingNumber52 Wrote: [ -> ]And what is that white cottage cheese clumpy stuff????
That's either cellulite or a yeast infection, depending on exactly where you saw it.
On your dick. When pulling it out the clam. You or here have not even came yet......WTF
i have an incredible urge to expel the full bounty of my loins into the caverns of the webmistress
(12-27-2017, 07:14 PM)A Concerned Reader Wrote: [ -> ]Dude, I hope you're double bagging your junk if you're putting it into girly bits that look like that. LOL
I don't fuck whores.
It's just a fact.
(12-27-2017, 07:16 PM)Kenny Wrote: [ -> ]i have an incredible urge to expel the full bounty of my loins into the caverns of the webmistress
GOD BLESS YOU SIR.