(03-07-2018, 12:08 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Alright I'm watching Somewhere In Time.
(03-06-2019, 03:27 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]OMG.
It's EXACTLY A YEAR TO THE DATE THAT I WATCHED IT.
Bwahahahahaha.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I didn't even REALIZE that.
I PROMISE.
I was just making up the bed today and thinking about how hot Jane Seymour is, and then I thought about the end of that movie and how it totally sucked.
That's so weird AHAHAHAHA OMG!!!
Wow.
This kinda shit is the exact reason I have a message board and post incessantly...
With everything timed and dated, I can study the cycles and patterns.
This is the third such incident that has taken place since the board's founding.
Wow never noticed her diff color eyes before *swoon
There is NO better looking woman than Jane Seymour, at any age.
Ever.
None.
Jane Seymour activates
the shit out of my Lilith...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CUA6GpDp58A
God dang man...
It doesn't even say what year this was...
Okay, I tracked it down, 1991, she was 40 here.
Her absolute heyday slaughterfest on the silver screen was after she was 40...
Fucking icon man.
She still looks great and it's because she was never fat.
For women the rule of thumb seems to be just don't get fat...
Not for any amount of time!
It stretches the skin out, which obviously has permanent consequences.
I think pregnancy is an obvious okay reason to be fat for a while...
But man is that ever unfortunate. Definitely worth never having children just for that reason alone.
I mean, some women are meant to be curvy... there's a difference between being curvy and being fat.
(09-19-2021, 03:25 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Definitely worth never having children just for that reason alone.
Kids are annoying and so is being fat.
Thin and childless is the way to win at life!
https://imgur.com/a/eoWKD7G
These are all her kids except for one of the chicks...
So birthing didn't do Jane much harm...
But it's only because she's famous.
Most people would look like shit after spitting out all those kids, let's just be real.
Quote:When I see younger actors, I say "Don't tattoo yourself, don't do strange stuff to yourself." Being an actor, you're a blank canvas. You come in as a body, as a psychological being, and you create this other person, and you inhabit that other person and you are that other person until they say 'stop'.
https://www.celebitchy.com/639821/jane_s...ank_canvas
Damn straight!
(09-19-2021, 03:33 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Thin and childless is the way to win at life!
YES.
I'm glad someone agrees!
It's pretty embarrassing to think about people coming along and reading this not knowing I'm a chick...
But let's be honest, no one who doesn't know that is gonna come along and read it anyway...

(09-20-2021, 09:41 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I'm glad someone agrees!
It's pretty embarrassing to think about people coming along and reading this not knowing I'm a chick...
But let's be honest, no one who doesn't know that is gonna come along and read it anyway...

My friends who are thin and childless are also the most happy and most successful people I know. Proof is in the pudding.
I don't fully agree that no one would be reading this if you were a dude. I think you're enormously cool, not just insanely pretty. You're both. But the coolness matters. If you were a dude, you'd probably have a bunch of girls here, too, because you'd be a totally hot dude, and you know this.