SECTUAL

For EIGHTEEN MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS, you can have this 'mini mansion' in the UK!

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales...ntworth-en

https://i.imgur.com/bLpnP2H.png

Complete with a tiny guest house and a rather small pool in the back yard!

Or how about this shockingly ugly, depressing as fuck looking little gem of a taint-hole for only FIFTEEN FUCKING MILLION!

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales...-london-en

https://i.imgur.com/ON9Vn7B.png

Complete with an incredibly small indoor pool! Ahahaha! I mean, uh! Oh wow, look at it, it's so... long!

Gee...

Let's see what that kind of money gets you in the USA...

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/825-L...8231_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Har...7659_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-Do...7888_zpid/

Now that's what I call a fucking mansion.

Neither of those English shitholes would even be worth a million in the USA.

For example:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1005-...6624_zpid/

Look how much nicer this place is than either of those UK houses, and 1/18th of the price.

Ahahahaha.

My God, what a horrible place to live.

I'd feel sorry for people in the UK but they're a bunch of cucked out pussies, so fuck 'em.

EIGHTEEN MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A TINY-MANSION.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLLLLLLLYYYYY FUCK.

Talk about an ass-reaming. Wow. Just wow. Wow.

I was inspired to make this thread after having seen one of JK Rowling's "mansions" in the UK and thinking DAMN... that ugly hunk of shit is the best one of the wealthiest people in the world can manage??

So then I just had to see what is the best mansion you can get and for how much...

And the results were shocking even for what I knew would be total shit.

I heard someone say shitholes so I decided to come. You can buy an entire village in Spain with that money, I wonder what kind of shitholes exist in Greece and Italy, or Poland and the Czech Republic, or Austria.

If I had one of those big mansions I´d have armed guards like you see in the 80s action flicks. Like guys with mullets and ak47s LOL. Patrolling around actually wait fuck the mullets, they´d have to have some fucking class. Maybe one guy with a mullet perhaps. And they´d just be walking around, occasionally checking in on the radio. If I caught any one them eye balling my wife they´d go straight to the night patrol shift.

I would be sitting up there *takes a big sip of coffee* drinking my coffee and polishing my chromed Desert Eagle while getting a bj from the nanny. She wasn´t that nice to look at, this old Mexican, but she had those skills... If you know what I mean.

Yaa.. Fucking lovely.

Who in their right mind would want those  fancy homes  , it would mean  having to leave the vibrant trailer park community 

perish the thought darling