SECTUAL

I'm going to lick my finger and stick it in your ear. IN YOUR EAR!

Yes! The good ol' wet willie! Jolting snoozy sea hags awake since 1972.

Whatever dude, I was having a bombass dream about browsing the clothing selection at a dimly lit, douchy young people store that also just happened to be a pizzeria, I was eating a breadstick and marinara waiting for this hotass dude to get out of the bathroom so we could pay and leave cuz I’m pretty sure he’s gonna ask me out, so stuff it old man!

And when you woke, you immediately thought of me. How touching, my love!

And then while I was browsing around, this super cute blonde girl who worked there came up to me and started asking me about paying, like if I wanted the bill, but then I realize that she thinks I’m one of the chicks from the other table at the other end of the place, but it was easier to just say yeah. So then she comes back up to me again and asks for my phone number so I can get a discount before she rings up the receipt and I’m like, “I’m not the girl from that other table.” And she’s like “Oh... kay.” And backs up slowly and kinda walks off. I felt bad for lying to her in the beginning or whatever but then I pulled out my smartphone to distract myself and started thinking about how I am pretty sure that hot dude is about to ask me out.

Tell me about the chicks at the other table, you sexy bitch.

Both my table and the other table had at least three happenin’ young folks in attendance. That’s all I know. Apparently the other table had at least one girl, who I was mistaken for.

But for real though...

Dreams like that make me honestly believe that the dreamworld is an alternate reality, it's REAL.

How in the hell could I come up with that??

All the DETAILS.

Being in a mall, walking around a mall... the scenario with the waitress chick and how she was SO REAL.

There was even a display case that I walked by in the mall that I took closer note of...

It was a rented showcase displaying an artist's work, it was hand painted sandals, like raver style shit, really colorful.

There was a sign on the showcase that was also very colorful and it listed the name of the artist and all the little details like maybe their website and that kinda stuff. I didn't look that close and I only looked at the sandals closer...

And I thought, "Oh hey that's brilliant, renting a showcase in a mall, I should totally do that!"

And then I kept walking along to the douchy young people clothing store which was dimly lit, was like half Abercrombie, half Pizza Hut...

I walked into the store, started going around the outer area of the store clockwise, and by the time I got to about the 1 o'clock position, that's where the pizza place began on the floorspace, and that's when I suddenly had a breadstick in my mouth and a little dipper thingy of marinara, and the scenario was instantly that I had been there with a friendgroup, and that I knew there was a hot dude there who I was pretty sure was gonna ask me out later.

I mean really...

How the hell would I come up with that? All the detail?

The dreamworld is real.

That´s indeed more detailed than my dreams.

That's incredible that you remember those details about a dream 7 hours later. Unless it's a particularly vivid dream, I forget all about mine within a few minutes after I wake up.

I wrote it down in this thread, thought about it for a while after I woke up.

Didn't really think about it again until when I wrote that last post...

I randomly remembered it and it just dawned on me, I really believe dreams are real.

I try to write down any interesting dreams I have. I think keeping a dream journal is important.

What if the chick at the other table, whom the cashier mistook you for, is your alter ego? What about that?!?

I really like this idea of pranking trix , that would make a very funny video watching her get so surprised then angry

I would try putting her hand in a bowl of water while she slept so i could watch her go pee while sleeping

Ah man I can't even begin to get into all the subtle subconscious symbolism going on in that dream... it's loaded.

(03-02-2018, 09:54 PM) Wrote: [ -> ]I would try putting her hand in a bowl of water while she slept so i could watch her go pee while sleeping

It totally wouldn't work dude. I'd wake up.

(03-02-2018, 09:54 PM) Wrote: [ -> ]I really like this idea of pranking trix , that would make a very funny video watching her get so surprised then angry

I would try putting her hand in a bowl of water while she slept so i could watch her go pee while sleeping

She sleeps with a pistol close at hand. lol

I would shave off one of her eyebrows and draw a penis on her forehead lol