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It’s an emergency admission down the wife school,
Gotta get her in as quick as I can
When I got home from work late this arvo
She wouldn't crack me a can

And if you can't do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school
If you won’t do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school

I’m gunna send her down there in a rock’n’roll ambulance
To save vital seconds
She won't mow the lawn or do the dishes
She wouldn't crack me a can!
Skid marks in me undies, I’ve got nothing to wear
The kids are running feral, I’m losing my hair
And she won't fuck….
She won’t fucken change the oil in the truck.

And if you can't do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school
If you won’t do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school

I’m not hard to please but she won’t do her deeds
I’m gunna send her back to Wife School
Just like they should, they’re gunna learn her real good
Down at the Wife School
It ain’t bloody funny, she won’t scrub the dunny
I’m gunna send her back to Wife School
I told her, I told her, I told her and I told her

That if you can't do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school
If you won’t do that I'm gunna have to send you back to wife school

And the next thing ya know
While you’re waiting for her to go
Yeah the next thing ya know
She kicked me in the nuts