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Guest

I trust you slept well?

Here, I picked these out of my neighbor's flower bed just for you.

https://imgur.com/a/gO8Os

Nah, she won't be mad. Much.
Thanks dear...

Very lovely caption as well...

I appreciate it.

Guest

You're quite welcome, my one true love. Love Bees
(03-15-2018, 05:44 AM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I trust you slept well?

Here, I picked these out of my neighbor's flower bed just for you.

https://imgur.com/a/gO8Os

Nah, she won't be mad. Much.

You fucking thief! Big Grin
Handle stolen goods 2-8 years in big mumma bitch prison

Guest

(03-15-2018, 07:33 AM)Fungus Wrote: [ -> ]Handle stolen goods 2-8 years in big mumma bitch prison

That's a risk I shall gladly take for the love of my life, the light in my soul.
(03-15-2018, 07:40 AM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]That's a risk I shall gladly take for the love of my life, the light in my soul.

Yeah until you get locked inside it.
Then you will pee.

Guest

The song in my heart is she.

*sigh*
(03-16-2018, 08:28 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]The song in my heart is she.

*sigh*

Dude you've got to get over it seriously. It ain't all that and a bag of potatoes n shit ya know?

Guest

(03-16-2018, 09:33 PM)Fungus Wrote: [ -> ]Dude you've got to get over it seriously.

Meh. I don't wanna.
(03-16-2018, 09:52 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Meh. I don't wanna.

I know you don't want to, but you have to. Wants and needs are 2 different things.

Leo

(03-17-2018, 12:38 AM)Fungus Wrote: [ -> ]I know you don't want to, but you have to. Wants and needs are 2 different things.

I fully support this guy's love for trix , she really is a magical doll and i cant fully explain it . She is like our ice cream man and we cant resist whatever she offers even if its poisonous.
ROFL

Trix “Poison Icecream” Malone...

Rolleyes
god bless lactose intolerance
Bwahahahahahahaha.

WorshipGenbaWorship2

Guest

(03-19-2018, 04:28 PM)Leo Wrote: [ -> ]I fully support this guy's love for trix , she really is a magical doll and i cant fully explain it . She is like our ice cream man and we cant resist whatever she offers even if its poisonous.

You do realize the whole obsessed, love-crazed stalker thing was a gag, right? Seems like some people get the joke in one thread and take it seriously in the next. shrug

Sysop, I was going to show you a neat trick, but it's way too much of a pain to post on mobile. My old flip phone was smarter than these goddamned "smart" phones.
Now come on, you don’t have to be a toughy tough guy and pretend you don’t love me with the force of 10 atomic bombs...

Just let it happen!

Guest

I do love you, buttmunch.  I'm just saying that other stuff was just jokes.  Tongue

This board is way too squinty on mobile btw. Don't they have a mobile version of mybb?
Nah there is no mobile version...

But I know if people love a site enough they’ll use it on mobile whether it has a fugly mobile version or not.

I wouldn’t want a mobile version because I want it to look the same no matter what kind of device I’m looking at it on.

Guest

Another guest in another thread said you're hard to analyze. The only reason it seems that way is that there's insufficient data to analyze. That's not intended as a criticism of you. What I mean is, you only reveal certain parts of yourself online. Not a bad thing at all. It's probably the smartest way to play it.
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