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Full Version: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen look like two of the most unhappy people in the world...
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary-Kate_...hley_Olsen

So of course I'm gonna look at their astrological profile and see if there are the typical indicators of doom that I look for in the charts of weird famous people...

Banana

Of course I have to point out the connection Mary-Kate had with Heath Ledger's death:

http://www.accessonline.com/articles/mar...led-62192/

It could pertain to this aspect in their chart:

http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...8c3-me.jpg

It points out that a 'fatality' wreaks havoc 'in the home'...

Now of course the apartment he was found dead in wasn't owned by Olsen, but she was the one the masseuse who found his DEAD FREAKIN' BODY called before she called the POLICE. Which is just CRAZY. How the fuck are you gonna find a dead body and the first thing you do is call an ACTRESS? LMAO!!! But I digress. Wreaking havoc 'in the home' doesn't necessarily mean the 'fatality' had to occur in their home... it means that the fatality might have caused a great deal of upset in their personal lives.

Aside from the mention of a 'fatality', that degree also states a possibility of suicide.

Interestingly there are a lot of portents of violence in their chart...

http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...43e-me.jpg
http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...5ef-me.jpg
http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...a4c-me.jpg
http://images.sectual.com/_data/i/upload...ff8-me.jpg

There's a lot in their chart about being 'superficial'...

shrug

All in all it seems like they're just the super drab type who don't really...

I dunno, do anything that fun or interesting or happy and they're basically just kind of bleh. That's what I sense from them. Just a lot of 'bleh' energy that isn't very fun or colorful. Could have to do with their childhoods and how they were undoubtedly used and abused by the hollywood machine and the weirdos that control it. So I'm not blaming them for being all boring and shit. But that's just my take.