SECTUAL

I think I’ve had this kinda dream maybe three times.

But lastnight I dreamed I could give myself the oral, and it was really great.

I was STOKED. I really enjoyed it too. It was so weird how it came about in the dream.

I was enjoying a bath and got aroused. I was looking around for something to masturbate with in addition to my vibrator (which I don’t do in real life) and I needed to find something reasonably shaped and insertable.

There were action figures, and I was gonna fuck them but to my dismay, their heads and legs etc. came off with a simple tug, so I couldn’t use them for masturbating.

Then I found one of those lime shaped plastic containers that you can buy lime juice in at the store. And I’m like, fuck yeah, that’ll do!!! But as I went to wash it off, it turned into a head of lettuce and I’m like DAMMIT?!

So then I started looking at my vibrator and I couldn’t find any writing on it that said it was waterproof, so I got too paranoid to use it.

Then I’m in the bath and I’m just touching myself, and then somehow I do this move that just pulls my thighs and vajayjay up to my face (at the side) and I’m like WTF??

So then I get to looking at my ladybits and decide they look incredibly inviting and then I decide to EAT MY OWN PUSSY, WTF!?!?!?!

What does such a dream mean? I tried to look it up but the internet doesn’t even seem to know, and it’s all dudes dreaming about sucking their own dicks. I’m sure the meaning is mostly the same, but they never get around to discussing the meaning.

This is the only remotely reasonable interpretation I’ve seen so far...

http://www.dreamforth.com/dream/oral-sex.html

Actually never that I can remember.

It’s amazing how many people on these search results have dumb as shit answers too.

(04-20-2018, 09:44 AM)Fungus Wrote: [ -> ]Actually never that I can remember.

It’s crazy how few results there really are for this... and I haven’t seen ANY coming from females.

(04-20-2018, 09:49 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]It’s amazing how many people on these search results have dumb as shit answers too.

Well fucker I never have dreamed about it I have thought about it but then thought that is sucking a cock and I aint into that ok? Even my own?

Yeah I'm not into oral sex either Fungus, couldn't care less about it!

That's why it's so weird to have a dream about suckling on my own jiggly bits!?

(04-20-2018, 10:03 AM)Fungus Wrote: [ -> ]Well fucker I never have dreamed about it I have thought about it but then thought that is sucking a cock and I aint into that ok? Even my own?

by that logic, isn't whackin off also gay? you're giving some jerk a handjob.

I was going to say something, but I can't think of anything out of hand.............

(04-20-2018, 11:35 AM)genba Wrote: [ -> ]by that logic, isn't whackin off also gay? you're giving some jerk a handjob.

No because im thinking about girls, if I was sucking my own cock I would have gag reflex. Even Thinking about it.
Don't you start your Gayness on me man or we will have a problem.

(04-20-2018, 12:33 PM)anscochrome Wrote: [ -> ]but I can't think of anything out of hand.............

(04-20-2018, 01:54 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]

Ya fuckin homo

everybody here needs to ask themselves one question: 

what kind of girl would write such a thread as this ? 

recall she named herself 'mister obvious' for many many years 

that was a way of clueing you all into the fact she is a tranny 

she is also most likely jewish and  follows the talmud wherein they allow the jew to lie cheat and steal just so long as you give the goyim little clues as to the nature of your crime 

that way the conscience is alleviated  and all transgressions are allowed 

because she is a chosen one  

just warning you guys this 'Interstellar' website is one deep rabbit hole 

i have received really strange phone calls after i make incredible posts   

i also believe that her people have gotten to me and poisoned me somehow most likely via those EM waves that can fuck with your body 

bottom line we are most likely dealing with a temptress of satan , i know 'she ' makes videos and posts pics seemingly in real time  

and it all seems so convincing and wonderful  but remember the deep state has been pulling off  fake this and that for a couple decades now 

so i believe this is one of their many offshoot programs to lure in gyms drawn to charming blondes

(04-20-2018, 04:13 PM)Leo Wrote: [ -> ]everybody here needs to ask themselves one question: 

what kind of girl would write such a thread as this ? 

A girl with an enquiring mind.

(04-20-2018, 04:13 PM)Leo Wrote: [ -> ]everybody here needs to ask themselves one question: 

what kind of girl would write such a thread as this ? 

recall she named herself 'mister obvious' for many many years 

that was a way of clueing you all into the fact she is a tranny 

she is also most likely jewish and  follows the talmud wherein they allow the jew to lie cheat and steal just so long as you give the goyim little clues as to the nature of your crime 

that way the conscience is alleviated  and all transgressions are allowed 

because she is a chosen one  

just warning you guys this 'Interstellar' website is one deep rabbit hole 

i have received really strange phone calls after i make incredible posts   

i also believe that her people have gotten to me and poisoned me somehow most likely via those EM waves that can fuck with your body 

bottom line we are most likely dealing with a temptress of satan , i know 'she ' makes videos and posts pics seemingly in real time  

and it all seems so convincing and wonderful  but remember the deep state has been pulling off  fake this and that for a couple decades now 

so i believe this is one of their many offshoot programs to lure in gyms drawn to charming blondes

She is def not a tranny and you just can't believe such a pretty girl can be so smart and have such an open wandering universal mind.

Omg no and I feel like I'm missing out!

I don't know what it means, but a more literal interpretation could be that you like oral sex more than you realize

You said you were stoked and enjoyed it. How could you not?!