... and slapped it against her ass cheeks a few times to dislodge the remaining drops of ooze within, I looked down at her with the detached curiosity of a laboratory scientist scrutinizing a behaviorially-modified rat. She continued to writhe and moan for a few seconds more, then she was out like a light.
"There," I grunted approvingly at the results of my handiwork. "That ought to get me a few hours of peace and quiet."
I tucked my member into my shorts, zipped my fly, and headed out for a night on the town with another bimbo whose number I had written down on a scrap of newspaper at the corner newsstand on my way over to Trix's place.
A+ for the creative use of alternative words for the phallus.
I really appreciate the avoidance of overused words such as 'cock' and 'dick'.
Well done sir.
You're awake? Bend over, bitch. Let's finish the job.
Thats really graphic , you need to be more respectful toward southern belles
(04-26-2018, 12:22 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Bend over
LOL...
Old man sex.
One position!
(04-26-2018, 12:31 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Thats really graphic , you need to be more respectful toward southern belles
That's right!
*cracks whip on OP*
I'll keep that in mind in case I ever meet a Southern belle. This one here is just a fuck toy. Come bounce on my lap, fuck toy. Easy does it. I don't want to tear you in half.
ROFL this guy is such a weirdo.
I've had other people write me particularly rank stories who I didn't feel that way about...
It's just you.
Yeah, whatever. You liked the story a few minutes ago. You only pile on when the other fuckwits start slagging on me. It's like the fucking Heathers in here. lol
HEY MAN HE GON EAT HIS CORNBREAD ARIGHT, FUCK YOU.
I didn't come here to watch The Jeffersons, ya skank. Let's get busy, or I'm gonna move on to the next slut board.
I don't understand why it went flaccid.
(04-26-2018, 12:51 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I don't understand why it went flaccid.
Because it pumped a half gallon of jizz out of each testicle into her little pink love canal, ya idjit. Do you need a program to follow the cast? It was my throbbing granite boner and Trix's tight, wet quim playing the lead roles, with my hairy balls making a cameo appearance as "the twins."
Honest to God this thread makes me never want to have sex again.
(04-26-2018, 01:28 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Honest to God this thread makes me never want to have sex again.
Liar. You'll be posting nonstop sex threads again this time tomorrow.
Idk trix i kinda like weeny lounge . its skanky but beautiful almost like watching my first porn .
