What the hell is going on here??
What is going on here???
23:22 is where I started watching while it was live...
All these people walk in while Alex is doing this livestream, I guess he's waiting for them at the restaurant.
24:42 LOOK at the way his WIFE LOOKS AT HIM.
She looks at him like she's SOOO embarrassed by him, SOOO annoyed by him.
This is sooo unbelievably uncomfortable.
This guy sitting directly to the right of Alex talking to him is the least uptight right now.
Roger just sitting there used to Alex's shit... but he just told him to end the transmission tactfully.
28:58 this is one of the strangest things Alex has ever done, and Daria over there at the other end of the table (and the guy sitting beside her) knows it too.
Something's up with this.
I'm gonna watch this from the beginning now...
Right off the bat you can see Alex's wife's eyes rolling while he's talking...
Aside from my own romantic interest in Alex, I give that marriage less than a year.
I'm not kidding. I have the feeling this chick thought she hit the bigtime when she got pregnant and Alex decided to marry her...
But I really feel like she can't handle it now and she ain't diggin' it too hard.
0:30 his wife is kinda hot though. I mean compared to his last wife at least.
I get that Alex is drunk but... let's face it, he's been drunk A LOT. He doesn't always do shit like this. Why did he make it a point to livestream this?
1:28 - 1:40 ROFLMAO holy hell. Alex is DDDDRRRRUUUUNNNNKKKKK. He has the hots for his wife, he definitely does. But I just feel like she... doesn't feel the same, LMAO. She just doesn't. She just doesn't feel the same. Which is sad.
Wow y'all.
1:46 HE'S LITERALLY NONSENSICAL JABBER RIGHT NOW, HE'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE OH MY GOD.
I bet his wife would prefer being an escort again.
For real.
I AM NOT bashing her (or him) by saying this.
That's just what I genuinely, honestly believe is true for her, right now.
Because they're STILL sitting around that table.
RIGHT NOW.
As we fucking SPEEEEAAAAAKKKK.
OMG.
Wow, I feel like...
We've seen some shit tonight, we really have. We've seen some shit.
I have to be totally honest though, as much as I can feel what they feel right now...
This is why I love Alex Jones.
The fucking guy is 100% real, he just is, for better or worse, he's the real fucking deal.
This is HARD to watch.
I'm taking it in small doses because wow, just wow.
I feel like Roger is gonna stop hanging out with Alex... pretty soon LMAO. Cuz. Oh my God. He TRIED HIS BEST to handle this with class... he really did. And he did well. But wow. Talk about a fucking TEST. Damn.
DAMMMNNN.
2:52 listen to Alex whispering in the background while Roger is talking.
2:56 what does Alex say is coming?? I can't make it out, I have volume turned all the way up.
3:02 holy hell Alex is a FUCKKKINNNGGG HORN DOG!!! There with his wife and everything, OMG LMAO!!!
Ah Alex... Alex, Alex, Alex. I'd still marry you though. You horny bastard, my God.
LOL look at the guy @ 3:02 smiling super hardcore. Ahahaha I dunno who the hell he is, looks familiar, I dig him though. He seems to be pretty chill there, like he's just taking it all in like 'Whatevs, this is entertaining as shit.'
3:07 but if you check out Daria's body language after Alex said that, you can tell she's sort of second-hand embarrassed and a little "WTF" toward Alex's wife and how she may have taken what Alex said. LMAO. Lordy Jesus...
This is INTENNNNNNNSSSSSE.
3:50 Daria's pretty foxy too honestly.
Here's the reason I'm kind of suspecting something is up, and why I think this livestream was so weird...
Because Alex goes to dinners and gets hammered ALL THE TIME, with all kinds of people.
He never livestreams that shit...
So why livestream this?
It's anomalous...
That's all I'm saying.
4:00 it's at this point I realize that WHILE people are talking to the camera, Alex is basically sitting there ogling the shit out of his wife and being all weird out of camera view. He's probably feeling her up under the table and shit too, no BS.
I mean hey that's his wife... if he can't get all horny and randy with her, then who can he do it with!? Thing is, I'm not too sure she's too down with it, LMAO. I'm not sure she truly honest to God realized what she signed up for when she married Alex.
I mean from what I understand, she was an escort, Alex took a liking to her, she got knocked up, and then he married her because it was 'the right thing to do'...
That's not really a situation where you get to be with someone for long enough in a lot of different settings and circumstances in order to see WHAT YOU'RE REALLY GETTING.
I just...
I mean this is...
It's...
It's hard to watch.
It just really is.
I wasn't expecting anything of this magnitude and unequivocal level of epic to happen tonight.
I just INNOCENTLY clicked onto an Alex Jones livestream, and I found myself in the middle of this.
4:05 I feel like she might legit honestly be an agent...
WHAT IF SHE IS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
8:30 Daria's a smart chick, I like her.
The video is more bearable right now because Alex isn't filming at the moment and they actually got into a semi-conversation even though at the beginning of the video they didn't really even wanna talk.
9:34 you see Alex's wife nodding her head and trying to look supportive or whatever but you can also see her communicate a level of disagreement with her head nodding and whatnot...
It means she doesn't actually give a shit about the subject matter as a whole, but she's on camera and she's trying to at least look semi-supportive. You can tell she's got a mind of her own. Her self-assertion comes from a place of attitude rather than anything pertinent to say about the topic at hand, because she doesn't care about it.
11:52 Daria's pretty fuckable honestly.
This Harrison guy is pretty fuckable too.
12:48 "One more bottle of that"... ROFL!!!
Did Alex say the other people were late? Is that why he's livestreaming? Maybe they WERE super late and that's why he did this... I mean, he had time to get super drunk.
Daria and this Harrison guy are totally fucking. They are totally, totally fucking.
16:30 look at Alex in the background fiddling around with his napkin, God I wanna fuck this drunk bastard so bad!!!
Lay it on me Alex!!! He's so great. He's SO GREAT. Even when he's drunk and obnoxious, he's so SO great.
He's so big and meaty too, what a satisfying piece of manmeat. His wife is so lucky!
17:06 ah ha, so there you have it, Alex IS pissed because they're late...
So why were they late?
Because like I said... when I clicked onto this livestream, they were just walking in and that was at 23:22. So what caused them to be late? What was the deal with that?
And Alex really put them on the spot when they got there too...
It'll be very interesting to see that again now from the perspective of having watched the beginning of the livestream.
I'd guess his wife just wanted to go out for dinner and not be on live stream. No wonder she's embarassed. She had to know what she was getting into when she married him though.
I will be interested to see if my first impressions as a result of where I tuned into the video changes at all since I've seen it from the beginning...
About to find out!
17:15 awe, Alex had to hire a babysitter to come and keep the children while they went out to dinner!!! How sweet!!! Alex should let me be his live-in babysitter. I'll stay there around the clock!!!
I like Roger Stone, I can't lie. I feel like he's fairly drunk too. LOL.
Makes me wanna fucking bang.
OMG no it doesn't, why do I keep saying that?
18:13 hmmm, Daria's response to whatever she just read (she was supposed to contact the other people to see if they're on their way) was kinda interesting, she didn't seem to like whatever it was too much.
18:16 see what she does with her mouth, that's a 'problem solving' expression right there.
18:47 awww, OMG ahahaha that was kinda sweet. Yeah Alex's wife is foxy. I mean, y'know.
I just looked it up, he and the wife have relatively shit astrological compatibility, it says here it's basically all sex, and anything that isn't sex is argument. But anyways!
20:38 you know what, I'm digging this Harrison dude super hard. Like SUPER hard. He's really chill. Super chill.
21:35 well said thhhooouuughhh! She's obviously right but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out. I can do her job! Marry me Alex!
21:47 dude OMG I'm so hardcore into this Harrison guy right now, fuck, he's got an amazing sense of humor. Low key jelly that Daria gets to bang him!!!
23:15 alright here's where I started watching originally.
I love how you get so excited over these YouTube goofballs. It's good to see you back to your old self again. For reals. Your asshole buddies are still a bunch of phucking phaggots though. Just being honest.
23:17 okay so what I will say about this is that it's pretty clear this guy in the black jacket/white shirt is high as fuck. Like weed high.
Ohhhhhh my Godddddd... so they were late because Alex's end wasn't 'clear' about how they were getting to the restaurant apparently. LMFAO. So they were like... hanging out somewhere, waiting to either meet or be picked up or something!?
23:28 Alex said the guy's name, apparently he's an artist or something? No fucking idea, I didn't understand what he said. Guy seems pretty cool though.
Ben Garrison and his wife don't seem happy at all. And from here on out is when the video just gets intensely intensely awkward and pure and total cringe.
I can understand how they feel though because they're walking into a situation where Alex et al have been livestreaming for like 20 minutes and are now fairly comfortable with it.
So it's right here at about 23:30 that I tend to feel as though the mood sort of changes amongst the table and sort of leaves Alex out in the cold. It seems like as soon as the other people walk in, everyone else at the table is ready to drop it like it's hot and just get it done. But Alex seems to be holding onto it, so let me finish watching and see what I think here.
Oh God it's so effing awkward...
23:32 it's so awkward I SWEARRR it hurts, ROFLMAO. Holy shit.
23:46 I'm into this artist dude (whoever the fuck he is), his energy is definitely zen.
The Garrisons were... totally not at all feelin' it, dude's wife was a lil more on board than him but. Y'know... it was basically a whole boatload of awkwardness. He seems like he's really proud of his wife and loves her a lot though so that's sweet. But I just kinda feel like, why's he here? Said he hasn't been to that city in 20 years, that's a long effing time. I get the impression this guy is kinda old and doesn't really leave his neck of the woods that much. Pretty sure he's been interviewed on InfoWars before and I even watched it. But in person he just seems like he ain't vibing too good with Alex and the whole situation.
25:35 duuude... Garrison is MORTIFIED by some of the shit this artist guy with the beard is sitting here saying like LMFAO, and I honestly don't blame him I mean what the hell. ROFL!!! Ah wow. You can tell by the look on Garrison's face he's just like, "Whoa, what the HELL have I walked into?"
25:39 check out the look on Garrison's face when the guy drops the f-bomb and the waitress is still in the room. Agh man, he looks at him like in this moment he thinks he's THE MOST CLASSLESS FUCK in existence, LMFAO OMGGG!!!
Hey, again, I don't blame Garrison, I really don't.
AND OMG HE BASICALLY IMMEDIATELY DOES IT AGAAAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow. This is HEEEEINOUSSSLY awkward, I can hardly even take it.
Dude and circa 25:40 Garrison is just looking at this artist guy super hard almost looking like he HOPES the guy will mouth off to him so he can kick his ass. ROFL, man this is too much. Ahahahaha wow.
25:43 Alex immediately diverts the convo because he also thought it was a little off color for that guy to just start cussing super hard. And you can tell with that smile on Mrs. Garrison's face she knows hubby is gonna be all weirded out by the cussing dude, she KNOWS they just landed in one super bizarre as hell situation and she's just trying to be graceful LMAO. Holy mackerel. What a great fucking livestream.
27:38 Garrison FUCKING HATEEEEES this guy, ROFLROFL!!! And I understand EXACTLY how he feels about him, totally don't blame him, but LMAO. Wow. Agh. Oh man. This has been truly amazing.
And closing thoughts on Alex's wife, she seems cool sometimes, she's hot in an escort kinda way, and I'm sure they'll eventually get divorced. LOL. But I mean, don't most people? That's not really any kind of groundbreaking statement.
Gonna refresh the YouTube video page now and see what people have commented... ROFLMAO.
Haha, the above AC / guest
I don't know old/new Trix but I know I have a lot of love for Trix
<3 <3 <3 et al