The earring in the left ear meant not gay. Right ear meant gay.
Mr. Clean would be a good choice. You could rest assured he didn't have STDs or body odor.
(05-06-2018, 08:36 AM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]The earring in the left ear meant not gay. Right ear meant gay.
I’ve heard that...
Thing is, it all looks gay to me!!!
(05-06-2018, 08:36 AM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Mr. Clean would be a good choice. You could rest assured he didn't have STDs or body odor.
I don’t think you could get STDs from licking plush eyebrows.
I would be afraid to let Mr. Clean fuck me...
He’s so big!!!
If you can squeeze an eight-pound baby out of that orifice, a throbbing 14-inch johnson should be no trouble at all.

(05-06-2018, 10:44 AM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]If you can squeeze an eight-pound baby out of that orifice, . . .
Who says I could?
(05-06-2018, 11:12 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Who says I could?
How do you know you can't until you try? C'mon, Trix, give it the ol' college try! You can do it! I know you can!

I genuinely think it would kill me.
But I see what you're saying!
Okay okay okay, I would let Mr. Clean fuck me.
You won't regret it, Trix. Your tunnel of love will have a lemon fresh scent for days afterwards!

For realz, babe. It'll be so shiny you can see your reflection in it!
i always wanted to slap trix on her bum again and again until she cries and fucking repents
slap slap slap you dirty little bitch
I'm not into spanking, but that's honestly pretty hot.
(05-06-2018, 05:13 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]i always wanted to slap trix on her bum again and again until she cries and fucking repents
slap slap slap you dirty little bitch
It's going to take a pretty severe life crisis to make Trix repent. The death of a loved one, extreme financial hardship, something along those lines. I'm not saying I'd gloat about her misfortune when it happens, but I suspect there are vengeful people out there who are itching to see her fall.
Haters are just lovers who are mad.
Who do think hates you?
I had typed a thoughtful reply, but I think you would've taken it the wrong way.
I love you, Trix, but so help me I don't believe I can trust you with anything important.

(05-06-2018, 06:02 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Who do think hates you?
I had typed a thoughtful reply, but I think you would've taken it the wrong way.
I love you, Trix, but so help me I don't believe I can trust you with anything important. 
You are wrong, Trix is the most trustworthy person ive ever seen on the internet.
Mr clean will pound your ass
If you keep it fresh and tidy
When he is done with your behind, he will say thankyou trix malone fer wearing a skirt but no panties