SECTUAL

The first module, "So You Wanna be a Jedi?" will introduce the padawan to the mysteries of the Force, and explore the perils of dabbling in the Dark Side. The padawan will be able to purchase authentic Jedi robes from the Jedi Academy at the special member rate of $299, plus $14.99 shipping and handling.

The second module, "Build Your Very Own Light Saber!" will give the padawan practical hands-on experience in constructing ancient Jedi weapons. The light saber kit will be available from the Jedi Academy for $1999, plus $9.99 shipping and handling. VAT and tariffs may apply.

In our third module, "Using Force Persuasion for Fun and Profit," the padawan will master the use of Jedi mind tricks to impress and amaze friends and family. A handy wall chart of secret Jedi hand gestures may be purchased from the Jedi Academy for $19.99, plus $4.99 shipping and handling.

Further modules will be announced soon. Sign up today to become a Charter Member at a special low price introductory enrollment rate!

I just completed the course!!!

IT REALLY WORKS!!!

(05-06-2018, 11:14 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]I just completed the course!!!

IT REALLY WORKS!!!

There you have it, folks. Unsolicited, unpaid testimonial from one of of top graduates! Enroll today!

Makes Jedi hand gesture.

Now go fix me a sammich, padawan.

(05-06-2018, 11:14 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]I just completed the course!!!

IT REALLY WORKS!!!

Now you need to take the advanced course on handling flesh sabres.

(05-06-2018, 03:51 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]Now you need to take the advanced course on handling flesh sabres.

Is it made of Play-Dough? She has plenty of experience in handling Play-Dough flesh sabres.

Oh I know how to handle a pork sword, baby.

(05-06-2018, 04:06 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Oh I know how to handle a pork sword, baby.

You should make a video tuorial for the girls who don't know how.