SECTUAL

The CUNTFAX will show how many lovers the woman has had, whether she's had any STDs, etc., so that you can make an informed decision as to whether or not you want to invest in her.

This would be very useful for women too...

We could check out exes of prospective love interests and see if he's dicked any nasties.

"If he's fucked anybody YOU wouldn't fuck... don't fuck him! CUNTFAX."

Sort of like a system that links together everyone who's ever had sex.

It's brilliant.

That means all cunts need ViN's