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LilDamned
Dude oh my God...

This bird is such a troll!
WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD?!?!?!?!?

0:50 ROFLMAOOOOOOO!??!???!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!
I remember when I was in Russia, these fucking mosquitos were coming in the window because the fly screens were ripped in the hotel.
And the mozzies were biting me, then I asked this floor lady to get some fly spray, it smelt like petrol ffs.
I couldn't sleep in me room after she sprayed it then she put me in this like suite with crazy fucking antique furniture n shit.
Then these cunts were fucking in this room and like way loud and like oh oh oh ah ah ah like ffs cunts put some music on or something you know?
But it was russia they has no loud music then lol
Dude that bird KNEW that shit was a mimicking a sensual experience, else it wouldn't have moved that way and did its eyes that way!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Dude what is the deal with birds!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! http://www.sectual.com/thread-47.html
(06-01-2018, 02:17 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Dude that bird KNEW that shit was a mimicking a sensual experience, else it wouldn't have moved that way and did its eyes that way!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Dude what is the deal with birds!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! http://www.sectual.com/thread-47.html

A bird shat on me today out of nowhere. I havent been shat on by a bird in fucking 10 years plus man.
Is this luck? I doubt it lol

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WTFFF!!!!!!!!!!
(06-01-2018, 02:19 PM)Fungus Wrote: [ -> ]A bird shat on me today out of nowhere. I havent been shat on by a bird in fucking 10 years plus man.
Is this luck? I doubt it lol

It's an omen!!!
(06-01-2018, 02:22 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]It's an omen!!!

What does it mean? Tell me special one? Sad
(06-01-2018, 02:22 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WTFFF!!!!!!!!!!

Oh those people are ugly they look like wogs I can't watch it.
(06-01-2018, 02:25 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06...541fbd.png

http://www.lorenzomilito.com/Superstitions

Shit girl you crack me the fuck up hahahahahaha
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