SECTUAL

ha! bet you thought i made a video. GOTCHA! [jewtube has been banning people for doing sponsored CBD oil ads if ya didn't know.]

anyway, as i embark on my new job at a head shop, i've taken it upon myself to review some of the products i'll be selling. i've started with hemp bomb's CBD gummies.

https://hempbombs.com/product/hemp-bombs...d-gummies/

$15 direct from them, $10 at my shop. that's $2 each, 15 mg CBD per gummy.

my rating system: scores are X out of 5 joints, where X is how many joints you need to smoke to enjoy the product / media / whatever. that makes zero the highest score!

packaging: nice colors and font, very descriptive. resealable. 0/5 joints.

taste: i'll be damned, these are literally the best tasting sour patch style gummies i've ever had! good amount of chewiness but not too much, not all sticky to your teeth, nice lil bit of tart and tiny bit of saltiness to go with the sweetness. i could go to town on these, though my sweet tooth has diminished lately. 0/5 joints.

efficacy: i'm very in tune with my body and mind when it comes to cannabinoids and similar psychoactive substances. i was able to feel them kick in about 20-25 mins after ingestion. my mood was very much uplifted. my muscles and joints definitely relaxed. the subtle body buzz is quite sublime, so much so i almost conclude that that is what i've often been chasing when i smoke. my mind remained perfectly clear. effects lasted 4-5 hours. CBD is often taken to aid sleep, i know from vape additive it does help with that. i'm on my second gummy ~8 hours after the first and i'm positive i could go konk out in bed right now, but i'm not done enjoying my night yet. 0/5 joints.

price: $2 each... not bad but i feel this can be lower. i'm sure when you purchase in bulk the price per unit drops significantly. i know there are millions of people in the country taking pharmaceuticals for the same symptoms, and these natural gummies are safer, healthier, and cheaper per day than those. 1/5 joints.

conclusion: this is a quality product that works as advertised for a decent price. it's cheaper than the CBD drip vape additive i've used in the past, and drastically easier to take metered doses. my general cannabinoid tolerance is quite low at the moment, allowing me to be more sensitive to it as someone who doesn't partake could be. further testing is indicated to gauge CBD tolerance and efficacy dilution.

i've known many people who like to have a drink or five after work to relax. this is, in my opinion, a thoroughly superior means to that end. here's hoping the world fully recognizes cannabis as a useful and healthy plant. double fuck you to Hearst and DuPont.

Do you not work at the Redbox anymore?!

I used to grow wet root nft hundreds of plants 20 odd years ago. I didn't even smoke the shit just sold it.
Used to make hash oil too. I just don't think its any good for anyone. Maybe sick dying people. But not living people.

nope, quit that place. owners pissed me off with a series of bad decisions. the straw that broke the camels back came. long story short, there was a group event with a horde of sheboons who run a sex toy club. they rented out a theater. contrary to literally every single other group event [of which there were hundreds] and the hundreds of thousands of regular shows i ran, they failed to understand the basic premise of buy a ticket / rent a theater, watch the movie, and get the fuck out. they stayed long for a raffle for their sex toys, made sarcastic comments when i told them i needed to get the theater cleaned for the next schedule show, specifically waited long enough to ruin that show, then accosted me en masse afterwards. no exaggeration, it was like a cliche worldstar video in which they all gotta get their say in, escalating it at every turn, shining ultra bright phone lights right in my face. they then proceeded to tell the owners multiple different stories about it, each of them lying. instead of siding with the person who worked for them for years and literally deposited over a million dollars of their cash safely, who they didn't even reprimand for this incident, they agreed to let them rent a theater for another event at a huge discount. fuck that.

i could get that place shut down for fraud and probably get the owners put in jail, collecting a tidy sum from IRS bounties, with just a couple phone calls. thing is i really do like my GM from that place and don't want to fuck him over. i'm very tempted to do so anyway every time i tell the story. i'm hoping my old GM and i both get quality jobs in real dispensaries when they pop up later this year, at which point it'll be open season for destruction.

Well it's good you're finally free of that place, but it's too bad it ended on such a... frankly bizarre note (in my opinion).

I think you were involved in some sort of residual situation within the cause/effect life thingy regarding that job, and now clearly that chapter is over for you.

Something new this way comes...

That is actually very exciting.

I'm happy for you.

it's actually pretty amusing how things have gone for me. i used to rail on the military industrial complex a lot - then i started workin for them. then i started railing on hollywood a lot - then i started workin for them. i kinda figured i'd next go into banking, lol. i suppose that's manifesting in my half assed crypto currency fun.

i felt dirty hawking the zionist propaganda and toxic concession items. i love the idea of a head shop / full on dispensary. i want to heal people, help them relax and feel good. the world needs so much more of that.

i never wanted to work at a theater, they were just hiring and i got it. it did allow me to keep a finger on the pulse of a subset of the populace, which was quit interesting, if not disheartening. i'm already surprised at how many older [grey haired] people seem to frequent the head shop.