Yeah i get tired of all the dirty little playing like pulling on other player shirts and shorts, tripping, stepping on toes, and even punching in the balls
I wish their was a way to punish some of these guys other than yellow card like maybe a public caning right on the field given by the referee
Off topic, but I am just so tired of clothes.
Seriously.
I need to figure out like...
What the fuck to wear.
I hate wearing pants, underwear, all of that shit.
Wearing dresses is great but...
I dunno, I need agility.
I have to be able to throw my legs up and dance and kick shit.
Gnomesayin'?
If being naked wasn't such a problem, I'd do it...
But I do get cold and need some type of covering.
And I don't like getting stuck to things when I sit down.
There has to be something EASY and versatile to wear.
But my skin has to be protected too because I'm very sensitive to the sun, and insect bites and whatnot...
I am my most comfortable when my legs are completely covered and there is basically no skin showing besides my hands and face...
I'd even prefer to have the chest and neck covered up.
I need a non-ugly bodysuit.
I need a catsuit or something.
Like a ninja outfit.
But I don't want to suffocate myself either, proper airflow is important.
I need like...
30 copies of the exact same perfectly fitted non-ugly catsuit to wear every single day.
I swear I would fucking do it.
It's like...
Either be totally naked, or have a well fitted body suit...
Both of those provide proper agility.
But when you start wearing shit like underwear and pants (of any length), you get restriction.
A well fitted bodysuit that stretches enough to provide a full range of motion would be my ultimate outfit.
Maybe that onesy thing or pajamas
I have to be able to run without getting caught up in shit (skirts, etc.), I have to be able to kick high...
That's my criteria for whether or not I'm wearing the right clothes.
Design something that will work and sew it together.
If I can't do a high kick, for whatever reason...
Be it I'm restricted by some kinda pants, or I have a skirt/dress on and it's going to show my ass...
Then I am not wearing the right clothes and I really have a dilemma here and I'm honestly tired of it.
I have to solve this.
(07-03-2018, 05:21 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Design something that will work and sew it together.
I've done it before...
I fucking hate it when things die in a fire.
But like I said, I want 30 copies of this perfect outfit...
So I never have to worry about having a clean one.
Because that's just it...
If you're wearing a full body hugging outfit, you're going to have to 1. Be clean when you get in it and 2. Make sure you have clean backups...
Those kind of outfits don't breathe and you have to account for that lack of airflow.
I guess it largely depends on the material as well though.
You don't wear underwear with a body suit or a catsuit, I'm here to tell ya.
In all seriousness I would probably change this catsuit at least once a day...
So that's 2 catsuits a day.
If I didn't do laundry daily (fuck that) I'd need at least 14 catsuits to last a week.
Make it out of breathable fabric.
It would need a zipper closure to facilitate an easy bathroom experience, that's basically non-negotiable. It would be in the front of course... it would zip up to the neck, but it would be sexy to wear it unzipped for a ways too whenever I wasn't trying to protect from the sun.
The issue with catsuits is the crotch region. Let's just be real about it, I've never seen a flattering catsuit crotch. Could wear a form fitting skirt type apparatus in the region. I wouldn't wanna go for some kind of puffy skirt... I want this whole deal as body hugging as possible.
It definitely goes in line with my Catwoman fantasy.
I've got it all figured out! Good talk, thanks guys!
You could airbrush some clothes on and go naked without anyone knowing.
It must be pretty exciting screwing a hot chick with airbrush clothing
(07-03-2018, 08:16 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]It must be pretty exciting screwing a hot chick with airbrush clothing
I want to bang Trix in an airbrushed Daisy Duke outfit. YEEEEEE-HAAAAWWWW!!!
