you know how you can shatter a glass with a certain pitch due to resonant frequency? i wonder if you could get something like that for your sneezes. it would just explode, and you wouldn't even react, but the people around would be like WHATDAFUQ.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude.
The AMOUNT of SHEER POWER that is released during these sneezes is CRAZY.
Cuz think about it...
When do you ever make a sound that loud apart from screaming or yelling??
And there are feelings involved in that.
I think the power behind a sneeze is even more powerful than yelling/screaming because it's UNSTOPPABLE, it's primordial even.
If I had one superpower that was like...
Uncontrollable newbie X-Men level shit, it would be destroying things with the power of my sneeze.
GOD DAMN IT! KEEP THAT FEATHER AND BLACK PEPPER AWAY FROM SNEEZINA! NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
*disintegrates into pile of dust*
look how mo.s dress is shimmering trying to lure us into her demonic hedonistic web
ha Choo , I spew you out of my mouth satan , I will not partake of the vaginal juices !
seriously though women perfume made me sneeze wildly as a little circumcised baby
Guest is a great example of "Phantom Foreskin Syndrome" and how mentally scarring the barbaric act of circumcision is.
It never ceases to astound me how loud it truly is.
I mean it sounds LEGITIMATELY dangerous.