There needs to be two poles and a pole over the top connecting them horizontally.
You could do so much more with a giant monkey bar than just one damn pole.
A single pole is just so limiting.
I swear this isn’t sexual innuendo.
This invention could be added to the line of adult playground equipment.
I would like a swing set, not a sex swing, but a real swing.
I love swinging! (Haha that's not sexual innuendo either)
How about a teeter totter where you invite big fat dudes to launch your sexy little ass way up in the air where you grab onto the pole apparatus