Grass is Nature's shag carpet.
I think grass is beautiful and very fascinating.
My favorite is the baby grass that grows in the newly laid dirt in areas of landscaping.
Grass was also Adam and Eve's shagging carpet.
Dude Taco, that was a hot fucking story.
Grass, Gas, Ass... No wonder cows fart soo much.
wheat and corn are both grasses. grass is a relatively young branch of species.
re: shag carpet - i should snag a pic of my granpa's bedroom for ya, it's epic mixed brown shag.
There was a man in our town who thought that the government was trying to kill the world by mowing grass. He felt that grass should just be allowed to grow everywhere without curtting it. He would try to stop people from mowing their yards. He had about 100 “no soliciting” signs on his door and he would chase people from his property. He was also a hoarder.
Sadly, his house caught fire sometime back and he died in the fire. The fire department tried to get in but they couldn’t because there was so much clutter in the house.
I heard there was this one scientist who can actually listen with like.. The Lowest Sound resolution capture device.. And he can hear... plants talking to eachother and stuff. or when grass gets cut- The Grass screams he said. the pheremons from the grass Which we can smell is a calling for the sorrounding nature to help or let know that it has been damaged