I keep my big, fat decks carefully separated.
Then it isn't two decks combined, now is it? Charlatan! Oh, what's that under the table? Is it? Yes, I think it is. It's an invisible wire!
There are 4 decks total, 2 duplicates combined.
Do you get it now you grizzled old goat?
Yeah, I got that part, dipshit. I'm talking about two of the decks being larger than the other two.
I DON'T SHUFFLE THE DISPARATELY SIZED DECKS TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING IMBECILE!!!
LOL, this reminds me of an argument George Costanza's parents would have.
It would literally be impossible.
Do you realize how fat my decks are bro?
Way fatter than yours.
My, aren't we testy today? Did Rodge hold your head under the covers while he farted last night?
Listen, you bint. It's not a combined deck if you don't shuffle them all together. That's all I'm saying.
You're just acting like a dense dumbfuck on purpose...
I'd be sad if I nailed myself in the ass and got ousted to guest only posting too, nothing you say immediately displays on the board... LMFAO! Did it to yourself buddy!
I don't actually sleep with Rodge regularly. He sits beside the bed watching over me and keeping the rest of the stuffed animals company. They all watch me masturbate.
Sleeping with Rodge constantly is not viable because I sleep in the nude and hump everything... you can't wash stuffed animals. Rodge must be kept at least somewhat hygienic.
I just got a paper cut by one of these big, fat decks!!!
Stop making me be mean to you and giving myself bad karma!!!
(12-26-2017, 10:20 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]You're just acting like a dense dumbfuck on purpose...
I'd be sad if I nailed myself in the ass and got ousted to guest only posting too, nothing you say immediately displays on the board... LMFAO! Did it to yourself buddy!
Now you're just being a belligerent ass. A combined deck is when all of the decks are shuffled together. That's not playing dumb. It's a simple fact. Try getting up on the right side of the bed tomorrow. Geez.
(12-26-2017, 10:20 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]you can't wash stuffed animals.
Yes, you can. My teddy bear went through the washer more times than he cared to remember.
(12-26-2017, 10:27 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Yes, you can. My teddy bear went through the washer more times than he cared to remember.
Exactly bro, it traumatizes them.
(12-26-2017, 10:28 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ] (12-26-2017, 10:27 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Yes, you can. My teddy bear went through the washer more times than he cared to remember.
Exactly bro, it traumatizes them.
Nah, he had fun in there. It was like a big teddy bear merry-go-round to him.
"Wheeeee!!! Can I go again, Daddy?"
(12-26-2017, 10:49 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Nah, he had fun in there. It was like a big teddy bear merry-go-round to him.
"Wheeeee!!! Can I go again, Daddy?"
Well maybe yours was a masochist, but the one teddy bear I ever put in the wash was never the same again...
It traumatized him and he let me know it too.
Mr. Happy...
http://www.sectual.com/thread-2003.html
LMAO oh my God I shared the WHOLE story of Mr. Happy in that thread...
Sometimes I really astound myself!
He wasn't a masochist, you twat. He was a bear. Bears like to play rough. LOL
And you astound me everyday.
(12-26-2017, 10:55 PM) Wrote: [ -> ]He was a bear.
I read this as "He had a beer" and I'm like "Oh! Well that makes sense then. Wait what..."
I had a little collection of teddy bears at one time. Girls were always giving me teddy bears back in the day, when I was young and handsome like Elvis before he got old and fat.
I think it's very sweet to give stuffed animals to people.
I love stuffed animals.
I ensoul stuffed animals.
But that's another story...
What's your favorite stuffed animal, O worshipful webmistress?