249th birthday, I mean...
If it was the 250th, I could understand pulling out the cannon.
Not that I'm judging or anything but, y'know, it's just...
Loud and stuff.
Seems like a lot.
God, Guns, Weed & Shrooms, bitches!!!!!!!!!!
It's GOTTA be a cannon. Holy shat.
What's the purpose of firing a cannon though, for real??
Like...
It can't be colorful or anything, right??
What's it even look like??
Maybe I should roll up on 'em and be like, "Hey guys, what's the special occasion?"
Lmfaolol.
I mean, I get it, obviously it's July 4th but...
They must be extra pumped for some reason.
I used to think maybe they were firing a 50 cal but nah, this is bigger.
What would they even be firing AT???
Whatevs...
More power to 'em I guess. I hope nobody's horses get spooked.
I feel out-powered though, not gonna lie...
I don't have a cannon lying around, all I have is regular guns.
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Neighbors givin' me a fuckin' complex, makin' me feel all inadequate.
Pretend they're fighting off an Alien Invasion.
LOL. A(lien) I(nvasion).