(10-05-2018, 09:25 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]That's a hot ginger.
Let's do her together.
I'd rather die, but thanks.
(10-05-2018, 09:33 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]I'd rather die, but thanks.
Suit yaself, toots. You go in first, and I'll take sloppy seconds.
Have you ever fucked a famous person??
I feel like I've asked you that before.
I feel like you might have had a romp with somebody back in the 80s.
Like you were a dude groupie.
You're funneh, kid. Only famous person I've met was Adrian Legg and his wife. Such a charming couple.
Hmmm, strange. I wonder if it was someone else who told me they were a dude groupie.
Anyways!
It's sexist that you almost never hear stories about dude groupies.
And I mean straight dude groupies, chasing famous ladies around their tour busses and shit.
If I were gonna be queer for a dude, it would be Vladimir Putin.
I think all men could "go gay" for Vladimir almost like a totally excusable "Go Gay For Free" Monopoly kinda thing where it's like...
You're not gay, you just have excellent taste in men.
Darling when i take you as my woman ye shall be taken to the finest dentist whereupon thou shalt have thine teeth plugged with diamonds . plus i will present you with giant rubies to wear and be proud and feel elegant . plus i shall take thy fine derrier to be fitted for tight jeans so more guys can have fun slappin your ass
(10-05-2018, 11:01 PM)Klebold Wrote: [ -> ]Darling when i take you as my woman ye shall be taken to the finest dentist whereupon thou shalt have thine teeth plugged with diamonds
You know what, I need that.
(10-05-2018, 11:01 PM)Klebold Wrote: [ -> ]plus i shall take thy fine derrier to be fitted for tight jeans so more guys can have fun slappin your ass
Make it mega bell bottoms and we have a deal.
I was gonna post that one next.