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I would describe myself as unbearably creepy, yet ironically cheerful.

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perfect
I can't picture you ever being creepy, but that's funny. :)
LOLOL. I knowww. I'm just being silly. It's an over the top self-imposed description. It just randomly occurred to me, I thought how funny it would be to go on a serious dating site, but fill up your profile with all kinds of stuff like that. Morbid random stuff like, "I've been told I'm very creepy" or "I enjoy attending funerals"... ROFL, but have your pictures be totally hot and "normal" looking.

Don Rubbered



Yes please count me in for the sex 

Oh baby baby
Groovy song/video, Don.
Reminds me of Box of Light...



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I just love your genitals my love.

We need a holiday like 'grab her pussy' to help guys feel the courage to ask girls out...we need a fuckingicebreaker , stop bein ballbusters ladies
"Grab Her By The Pussy" Day...

An All-American annual holiday.
(10-30-2018, 10:00 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]LOLOL. I knowww. I'm just being silly. It's an over the top self-imposed description. It just randomly occurred to me, I thought how funny it would be to go on a serious dating site, but fill up your profile with all kinds of stuff like that. Morbid random stuff like, "I've been told I'm very creepy" or "I enjoy attending funerals"... ROFL, but have your pictures be totally hot and "normal" looking.

I bet most guys wouldn't even bat an eye. 

They're visual and probably don't even read the profiles anyway.

Try it and report back!
(10-31-2018, 01:39 AM)Kitty Wrote: [ -> ]Try it and report back!

I honestly REALLY want to.

God I bet people troll dating sites like this ALL the time.

Yikes!!!
(10-30-2018, 02:32 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]I would describe myself as unbearably creepy, yet ironically cheerful.

How about horny, corny and thorny.
“Sometimes I wake up screaming in the middle of the night.”

“When I was little, I ate one of the family cat’s kittens.”

“When it gets dark out, I start to become wildly depressive.”

“I once had a replica of the TARDIS which I used as a sextoy.”

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(10-31-2018, 11:29 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]“Sometimes I wake up screaming in the middle of the night.”

“When I was little, I ate one of the family cat’s kittens.”

“When it gets dark out, I start to become wildly depressive.”

“I once had a replica of the TARDIS which I used as a sextoy.”

i can handle everything except the  kitten buffet  

although i did put my cat named fudge into the dryer just to watch her go round and round
disgust