SECTUAL

Talk about somebody with unlimited potential...

https://www.youtube.com/user/xkcdHatGuy

I feel like I already made a thread about him, but I searched xkcdHatGuy and didn't find anything.

I was just thinking about his video where he talked about how they deprecate software so that we go out and buy new hardware, saying basically that buying new devices shouldn't be necessary.



"Apple is now SLOWING DOWN your iPhone X and 8"
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/7633147/ap...t-feature/

"Apple: Yes, we're slowing down older iPhones"
https://money.cnn.com/2017/12/21/technol...index.html

Check it out, it's a post from August 2016...

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?t=118860

Sounds like some stuff he'd say.

Wow this dude is so brilliant.

Says some crazy shit though... didn't drink water for years? WTF!

Only got water from fruit? Or drank milk?? Come on!

The dude is still woke as fuck though, wow.

Still doesn't explain where the fuck he is though...

So where the fuck is he?

https://soundcloud.com/xkcdhatguy

This is his SoundCloud and it says this last upload was a year ago.

https://productforums.google.com/forum/#...L8H0uJBQAJ

Looks like he got locked out of his YouTube because he forgot the info.

Of course Google/YouTube is absolutely motherfucking useless to help.

Here's a new YouTube channel under his handle...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClir_q3...6tg/videos

This video was posted a month ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJpSV-SrKDU

No one in the comments seems to think it's really him.

I sorta do.

It doesn't help that he doesn't respond to any comments...



Whatevs.

I just don't understand how people who are so obviously brilliant and "woke" can also hold views that are super warped and so far removed from reality.

Like... no water? Really? I have to have water or I lose my fucking mind and I can't relax. Like what if I just randomly start choking and there's no water around? It's just so dumb. We need water.

Though of course I have theorized about water being what "keeps us here"...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-1178.html

I'm not under the impression it's a bad thing though. It's just something that is necessary for this specific kind of material embodiment.

city water is full of floride, floride make you dumb. it attaches in your neural transmitters and likely what causes brain diseases

Then don't drink city water/fluoride laced water...

Duh?

We need water to survive and anyone who is gonna argue with that is as retarded as flat earthers...

Don't be retards.

(12-28-2018, 05:51 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Like what if I just randomly start choking and there's no water around? It's just so dumb.

What if you're choking because you're drowning?


See, you can't drown if there isn't any water around.



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What a smart being, just know we aren't meant to understand it all this time around...

Great research!! Thanks!!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxrBEvt...Ypi_P6ESqQ

He's back, but it doesn't look like he shows himself in his new videos, lending credence to the theory that it's not really him. His response to the theory was this video:



I just found this and haven't listened to any of his new stuff yet.

His old videos hit viral cycles every few years it seems like... and that sends a whole new burst of people looking for him.

A lot of them find this thread, but unfortunately due to my lack of keeping up with him, it's been a bit outdated.

Definitely brilliant use of language.

Very impressive as always.

That's one next-level mofo right there.