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I never like to use condoms on my cucumbers though.
LOL. I now get the saying "lay there like a dead fish" because "fish" is slang for "pussy".

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(05-13-2020, 05:27 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I never like to use condoms on my cucumbers though.
I told you ages ago get a wood one up ya! Get splinters you deserve it!
Although I could make one so polished out of wood, you would never get splinters.
But that is to kind for my mamma :)
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