It all started one night not too long ago when I was searching for movies about psycho/stalkers because such tales make me rather horny and give me a lot of fodder for my sexual fantasies.

Anyway, I came across "I Can Make You Love Me" (1993) which I wrote a review about here: http://www.sectual.com/thread-15440.html

I immediately became smitten with Richard, and soon realized that he had played the iconic John-Boy Walton from "The Waltons" (1971). The truth is... I have never seen the Waltons, not because there had never been opportunities to, but because I just really wasn't into it. I was never able to cultivate any legitimate interest in the show. And if I can be incredibly blunt about it, I have always been Team Little House, having been completely obsessed with Michael Landon who I fell in love with in his role as Little Joe Cartwright on "Bonanza" (1959) when I was a young teenager circa 2003.

I digress... when I saw Richard playing the role of a demented crazy person, particularly after I learned he had been the iconic John-Boy, I was deeply impressed by his masterful portrayal of an unhinged psycho stalker. Coupled with his good looks, this has all been enough to send me over the edge and now I'm in the throes of obsession with Richard Thomas.

I will go ahead and link the movies/shows he's been in that I have reviewed so far, and I'm still looking for more. In fact, I think I just found another movie where he plays a psychotic role even as I was typing this! Just when I thought I'd seen it all already... there's more!

I will link everything I've already discussed about him so far right here...

Quote:Down, Out & Dangerous (1995) - Review & Commentary: http://www.sectual.com/thread-15485.html

Death In Small Doses (1995) - Review & Commentary: http://www.sectual.com/thread-15450.html

The Outer Limits (1995) - "The New Breed" - Review & Commentary: http://www.sectual.com/thread-15448.html

Tales From The Crypt (1989) - "Mute Witness To Murder" - Review & Commentary: http://www.sectual.com/thread-15447.html

I Can Make You Love Me (Stalking Laura) 1993 TV Movie - Review & Commentary: http://www.sectual.com/thread-15440.html

This obsession is currently ongoing. I don't know how long it'll last or how hardcore into Richard I'll truly get. But whatever happens, I'll post about it here...

Posts from today:

(10-24-2019, 02:50 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If I randomly woke up one day as Richard Thomas in the 80s, the first thing I would do is jerk off.

(10-24-2019, 02:50 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I want to hear those fapping sounds.

(10-24-2019, 02:52 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote:

(10-24-2019, 02:50 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: . . . the first thing I would do is jerk off.

In a mirror, of course.

(10-24-2019, 03:23 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote:

He still looks amazinggggg.

God.

Fuck.

(10-24-2019, 06:31 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Legitimately obsessed with Richard Thomas at this point...

I just randomly clicked on "It's A Miracle" (1999) Season 2 - Episode 1 - "Adopted Kidney"...

7:30 he's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking SEXY OMGGGGGGGGGGG.

I can't STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO he's like... announcing the show or narrating it or some shit. I have no idea, I'm not gonna watch it. But LOL. Man.

Fucking guy is off the hook.

I tried watching him as John-Boy or whatever, but I just CANNOT.

Honestly, he was too young back then.

Dude... LOL. I stand by my theory that this guy really does have a screw loose and that's why he's so good at playing the psychos.

This is my fantasy and I'm gonna believe what I wanna believe.

To Save The Children (1994) - Review & Commentary: http://www.sectual.com/thread-15499.html

Right now my favorites of these that I've seen are "Stalking Laura" and "Down, Out & Dangerous"... both of them very enjoyable movies, but the former slightly better than the latter.

Even considering my hobo fetish, I still liked "Stalking Laura" better.

That episode of Tales From The Crypt was great too though... nice stranglin' action in that one. Pretty hot.

The Waltons - Season 1, Episode 1 - "The Foundling"



Agh... my God. Am I legitimately about to attempt to watch an episode of The Waltons?? I am not gonna be able to watch this. I can already tell. Plus it's fifty fucking minutes long.

I'm just gonna check it out though. Just gonna give some of my first impressions.

0:17 well right off the bat I can say the theme song annoys me. And that's a pretty damn big house.

0:22 OMFG and IMMEDIATELY it's right up in John-Boy's window. He looks pretty hot. Super young though.

0:30 homeboy looks a little bit spaced out.

0:48 what in the actual fuck is this?? Are these just the opening credits and they do this every time?? Surely to God not??

Oh man, I don't think I can do this.

1:03 yeah I just... I don't think I can do this.

1:29 yeeeeeeah, I don't think I can do this.

1:55 "my redheaded brothers and sisters" roflmfaolol.

1:59 "at the foot of a mountain which had been in our family for generations"... an ENTIRE FUCKING MOUNTAIN???

2:20 OMG look, it's a chick hobo!!!?!

2:50 what the fuck, she's just gonna leave it in perfect mauling distance of the dog?!?!?!? There was a porch and another door right the fuck to the left, what the hell lady?!?!? Was there crack rock back then!?

3:34 did she just call me a cow!???

3:55 WRITING FUCKING POETRY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What is he, a fucking Pisces?!?!?!?!?

4:20 yeah Richard's still super fuckable as John-Boy but... I just prefer him with some years on him. He's 21 here.

I'm still catchin' psycho vibes off him though, even though this role is supposed to be milk toast.

I can tell this show is very wholesome, I appreciate that. Team Little House all the way but. I DO appreciate that.

5:35 they've got that chick wearing a ton of makeup. Some of these Walton siblings look stressed the fuck out!

6:00 "Where DID you find me?" Awe, now that was just plain CUTE. And his response?? Agh, my God. I can't do this.

6:20 well shit, they might as well keep her, she looks just like the rest of 'em.

6:30 hell no she ain't had no damn breakfast, her mom's a fuckin' hobo!!! Got a 1930s crack rock addiction too apparently?!

9:00 mama Walton fine as hell though, that's for sure.

11:35 God would you look how fuckinggggggg gorgeous this Richard guy is... https://imgur.com/a/JZ2osb2

11:40 yeeeeeah you know what, I can totally see why somebody envisioned Richard for those psycho roles... there's just something about him that your typical normie probably wouldn't note, but trained experts definitely would.

He's a good actor though. I'm not digging the accents they're all putting on though. It'd suck to have to play a character with an accent like that for so long.

11:54 "You mentioned some kinda wine in the poem!" ROFLROFL, this is a pretty funny scene.

12:06 there's no way in hell this chick would be the object of John-Boy's affections and not actually reciprocate. It's not believable at all. She'd be fucking WILD over him.

16:32 well that lil ho is just jealous!

16:57 LOL this bitch is duuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb.

17:20 they're sooooo... barefoot.

I mean it's a good show but... mostly only if you skip around and just watch the parts with John-Boy.

I can tell I'm seriously not meant to watch The Waltons...

It's like oil and water. For some reason.

From tonight on the X-Files (1993) - Review & Commentary thread in reference to a statement made by Fox Mulder...

(10-25-2019, 02:21 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: X-Files - Season 1, Episode 3 - "Squeeze"

. . .

25:29 "So what is this, the anti-Waltons?" Oh. My. God. You have got to be fucking kidding me. After all the writing I've been doing about Richard "John-Boy" Thomas lately, and he just randomly fucking says this?? http://www.sectual.com/thread-15496.html

You just can't make this shit up...

That's about enough internet for one day.

It's time to slowly back away from the keyboard...

This thread bothers me a lot. Yesterday i was informed in no uncertain terms that wavy or str8 hair was a dealbreaker . you must be gypsy cuz everyday you lie

That's just for reproductive purposes.

I would do the naked tango with a straight haired man just for fun!

Besides, I'm pretty sure I stated I would SETTLE for just wavy under the right circumstances.

I'll let you twist my body, but you're not allowed to twist my words!

"September 30, 1955" (1977) - Review & Commentary: http://www.sectual.com/thread-15514.html

One thing I can say about this movie is that when you ask, God answers.

Getting Married (1978) - Review & Commentary: http://www.sectual.com/thread-15516.html

(10-26-2019, 12:23 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I think what's really freaky about Richard is that he can deliver these creepy stalker lines with the same look and conveyance of wholesome purity that was required of a role like John-Boy. That's the twisted part, that's what really gets me.

(10-26-2019, 12:23 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: That fact that he was put in these kind of roles just goes to prove how many people must have been wildly in love with Richard re: his portrayal of John-Boy back in the day. Kinda blows my mind.

Update:

Sometimes I can't remember his name.

I often forget he exists.

I still think he's super hot when I remember him though!?

He IS crazy hot.

For sure though.

(10-24-2019, 07:09 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Down, Out & Dangerous (1995) - Review & Commentary: http://www.sectual.com/thread-15485.html

That was a GREAT fucking movie though.

It had that dark comedy feel to it every now and then...

The same type of feel as movies like "Very Bad Things" (1998), "Cottage Country" (2013) and "Shotgun Wedding" (2013).

It never truly went there...

But it definitely had that feeling in a few scenes.