The once was a man named Zane
A Viking who the sun made insane
He got saved by a bean
Now he’s not quite so lean
But he lives at the end of a chain

There once was a man named InZane
He ran away when he got scared
Now he’s homeless and no fame
Alas now he’s boring and tame

People be writin' poetry about Zane...

That's how you know you've made it!

There once was a wild ass named Zarenet
He met a boring brown ferret
Who he now likes to parrot
And they live their tame life eating carrots

Wonder if Priss has even been allowed to share the pregnancy with her family?

he is so inhibited now. its like his personality has no edge. if she really loved him she would drop him off at a dumpster in anchorage and start filming and drink lots of bourbon that is real love

I turned it off at 7:24 cuz I can't hear a fucking word she says.

I just went back to that spot though and turned it up super loud to try to hear her...

She says they should go into business with whoever ran out of money building that giant igloo, lmfao.

Dear God...

Wow.

Zane lucked up with this one.

It seems like every time I randomly bump this thread, they release a 'new' (LOL) video less than an hour later.

Zane lucked up with this one.

Yeah, now they can both talk about delusions of grandeur that they will never accomplish, while still sliding down that homeless pole. I’m surprised he hasn’t given away their van to someone seemingly more in need of it then them. That’s the next stop in the crazy InZane train.

Priss stays with the van!

I dunno, when I hear about somebody running out of money on a project, my mind doesn't automatically jump to the idea of getting involved in their next venture, just saying.

Go into business with them? Like what does that even mean? It's a giant abandoned igloo that looks like some shit out of an Eskimo horror movie. There's no promise of "business" around there or in most places in Alaska.

Zane said he hopes it's still there/available when they're rich, LMAO! This is why people who win the lottery are broke within a couple years.

Go into business? What?

Zane and Priss are absolutely perfect for each other... there was never a better match.

https://www.thealaskalife.com/blog/aband...el-alaska/

It was built in the 70s...

The guy who started it is probably dead.

It's amazing there's anything left of it.

Definitely way more interesting than Priss/Zane.

Can we just note how much Priss's name fits her?

Damn!

Everyone should be given an honest name like that to describe who they are.

Mine would be Judgy or Cuntbag.

An igloo hotel, it really is a great idea...

Damn those building regulations, spoiling absolutely everything good for everyone.

The guy probably didn't really run out of money, it just wasnt feasible to bring it all up to code. I mean, it's Alaska... nobody wants to be there anyway.

Baby...wheeze

Babe...mumble

Baby...wheeeeezzzee

Babe...mumble mumble

In a nutshell

Dude this hardcore poetry Guest though...

Oh man.

I'm glad ain't nobody writing poetry about me!!!

Wonder if Priss is Zane's favorite chick he's ever taken to Alaska??

Strange that this is how he breaks them in.

How bizarre.

(11-26-2019, 04:00 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Wonder if Priss is Zane's favorite chick he's ever taken to Alaska??

Strange that this is how he breaks them in.

How bizarre.

She seems surprisingly down with it honestly... I'd have figured she'd be way more of a bitch about it!

Telling you...



Abandoned structures, perfect hobo bait.

Complete with hidden cameras...

That way you can check in remotely to see what kind of hobo you caught, and only go to retrieve the good looking ones.

3:57 damn that's the loudest I've ever heard her talk... so she IS capable of making audibly intelligible sounds.

6:35 this is the liveliest Zane's been in any video we've seen of him since he met Priss!

6:42 "Date since lost time accident: July 18, 2012" what the hell does that mean??? By far the most interesting thing in that place. Oh... https://www.google.com/search?q=lost+time+accident Nevermind. I thought they were talking about the lost time that happens when you get abducted by aliens.

7:21 so you mean to tell me that two "eastern European" dudes RANDOMLY showed up while Priss and Zane were there filming? Yeah and I got a timeshare on the moon for ya... *shakes head*

Wow.