(12-23-2020, 03:56 PM)Dev Wrote: How come? Did you get a new boyfriend who's insanely jealous of your online followers?

MO's BF is the white sands, she made mad passionate love to the alien sands they turned white from their spaceships.
She spread her Alien DNA all over the sand, now new MO's are growing there.
She just gets it on in the church basement with Kennay and the Pastor for the sexy fuck time!
Then they all go and get cleansed by THE LORRRDDD!!!

(12-23-2020, 04:10 PM)Guest Wrote: her silence speaks volumes 

I bet   he is a moolato named reggie and drives a big rig   across country   with lots of secrets

So that's why she takes so many road trips.

(12-23-2020, 04:10 PM)Guest Wrote: her silence speaks volumes 

I bet   he is a moolato named reggie and drives a big rig   across country   with lots of secrets

If only that were so :(  Actually MO is a Filipino call center worker serial spammer. She ring you and say you have a problem with internets. Its very kinky kinda like woaaahhh.

MO is hiding meat sticks in her fanny?

Fanny pack...

I assessed a purse that I wanted to custom modify into a huge fannypack lastnight and discovered that the strap was too thick to sew through and it was simply a no-go.

I will be pursuing a fabric strap for my next fanny pack purse.

Denim. It's the look we all want.

I'm thinking maybe a nice conservative Vera Bradley purse...

Super easy to sew through those straps.

Machine washable.

I have a bit of an aversion to purses. lol

In my youth, I was designated purse-holder. For my mom.
We'd be in Mont'gy Wards, Sears, Bealls, wherever; she'd be trying on clothes and guess who held watch
over her fucking life-on-a-strap? That's right - Ya boy here. *shakes head in disgust over past wrongs* lol

It wasn't until I was 12 [and found skateboarding] when my emotional/intellectual balls dropped
and I told the old girl "Aaay, sorry babe, I ain't tha one! So you haul that lady-sack in there WITH
you or get gaffled supreme. Choices, woman!"

That may or may not be exactly how it happened, memory's a liiiiittle fuzzy... but that's the jist. ; )

(12-24-2020, 12:29 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: In my youth, I was designated purse-holder. For my mom.

Dude that's fucked up. Guys should never be made to hold a chick's purse.

I always thought that, lol. But, moms... *shrugs*

And I never questioned it because I'd always see older men [married dudes?] holding
their wives purses while they played fashion show, so I thought "Fuck, this must be how it is."

lol

I got some huge pussies huge pussies huge pussies are shining through!
I got some huge pussies, and thats why you I love them, so don't be afraid!
To put things in them!
Hooj pussies hooj pussies.

(12-24-2020, 12:40 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Dude that's fucked up. Guys should never be made to hold a chick's purse.

I know you don't wanna hear me cryin!
I know you dont want to hear me deny!

(12-24-2020, 12:48 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: And I never questioned it because I'd always see older men [married dudes?] holding
their wives purses while they played fashion show, so I thought "Fuck, this must be how it is."

lol

You know what man, I do recall one super elderly couple who had the husband purse carrying dealio going on.

He was in better physical shape than she was though and I always assumed that's why he carried it.

That's sweet. : )

And I only ever had to hold it while she was in & out of the dressing rooms. [Still terrible, haha]
It was fucked up too, the ladies dept. only ever had that ONE fucking chair for people
[boyfriends/husbands waiting on their ladies] to sit in! lol

So EVERY time I could snag that bitch, I DID! That way, I could slide that fucking purse
underneath the chair behind my feet and all was well. *woop, woop, raise the roof* lurlz