Oh God... I think I ate too much.

But whether I feel like I'm about to spew from too much soup and crackers...

It doesn't matter, I can still eat all the carrots.

I'M PREGNIT WITH A FOOD BABY

I GOT A BELLY FULL OF SOUP AND CRACKERS AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

(05-13-2021, 08:06 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: CRACKER HEAVEN

SEND ME

DONE GOT TOOK TO CRACKER HEAVEN

CRACKER HEAVEN AINT WHERE GOOD CRACKERS GO CUZ CRACKERS AINT GOT NO SOUL

CRACKER HEAVEN IS WHERE WE GO TO ENJOY OUR FAVORITE CRACKERS FOR ALL ETERNITY

SOMETIMES THERE CAN BE CHEESES

AND JAMS AND JELLIES

THERE CAN BE PAPER THIN SLICED DELI MEATS

BUT MOSTLY

ITS JUST CRACKERS

AND SOUP

WE GO TO CRACKER HEAVEN BECAUSE WE WANT SO LITTLE MORE THAN CRACKERS

THE OTHER THINGS DONT MATTER TO US LIKE CRACKERS MATTER TO US

SO WE CAN HAVE THE OTHER THINGS ANYTIME WE WANT CUZ ITS HEAVEN

BUT ITS CRACKER HEAVEN

SALTINES

CAPTAINS WAFERS

CHEEZ ITS

THAT WOULD BE MY CRACKER HEAVEN VIP LIST

RITZ AND OTHER TYPES OF CRACKERS WHICH I LOVE BUT ARE CONSIDERABLY LESS IMPORTANT TO ME ARE THERE TOO

What cheese though on the crackers? Or maybe some smoked salmon?

BEST SALTINES OF MY LIFE

THEY WERE SO SALTY

I LOVE SMOKED SALMON AND CRACKERS

(05-18-2021, 02:18 PM)FUN-G Wrote: What cheese though on the crackers?

ANY KIND I CAN GET

Seems like a puritan food

Sodium. #1 cause of kidney stones
Was looking at worst foods and those instant noodles some have 70% daily dose

Best crackers of my life.

Probably the oldest form of bread since crackers predate leavening. They would have to have been small because there's no real way to deal with a two pound block of flour let alone eat it.