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(06-23-2023, 08:05 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [Meeting my Boyfriends Mother]
https://www.youtube.com/@UnstoppableMorgan
1:03:27 bahahaha OMG SHE ACTUALLY SAYS THE SHIRT MAKES HER FEEL PREGNANT AND CALLS IT A MATERNITY SHIRTTTT I CANNNOTTTTTT.
(06-23-2023, 08:07 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: I bet Johnny's like 10-15 years older than her. I'ma say he's like 12 years older than her.
It could really be perfect if she was willing to...
Be around a lot of uptight rich people most of the time.
She'll probably have to have some babies for him though.
Ew.
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Usually whenever I see Morgan in a house, it feels kinda weird and unnatural, but she really seems to fit in that place.
I wonder if Johnny was still married back when he started watching and the wife was all organized and proper like him and they had battles over how to arrange the Taco Bell packets... he wanted Fire Hot Mild but she was more of an alphabetical type gal. Then he saw Morgan on YT scattering shit all over her truck and across the country and said Whoa this chick will never try to compete with my efficiency systems I must have her! This is how a imagine a German Japanese thought process.
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I wonder if she will still do the Fran videos.
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(06-23-2023, 08:12 PM)Guest Wrote: I wonder if Johnny was still married back when he started watching and the wife was all organized and proper like him and they had battles over how to arrange the Taco Bell packets... he wanted Fire Hot Mild but she was more of an alphabetical type gal. Then he saw Morgan on YT scattering shit all over her truck and across the country and said Whoa this chick will never try to compete with my efficiency systems I must have her! This is how a imagine a German Japanese thought process.
That's hot. I like your brain Guest.
(06-23-2023, 08:17 PM)Sagebrushdan Wrote: I wonder if she will still do the Fran videos.
I would guess that Fran is okay only in the beginning until Morgan is effectively trapped (or at least feels trapped and stifled) and then she will likely never be brought out to play again after that.
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I'm not trying to suggest that Johnny is trying to trap Morgan, I think it's more accurate to say that the staunch richness of the situation in general is not conducive to fun, edgy, off the wall kinda shit. They're just sort of incongruent vibes, and one typically caves to the other and gets overridden. That's the only thing that sucks about living in luxury places.
(06-23-2023, 08:17 PM)Sagebrushdan Wrote: I wonder if she will still do the Fran videos.
She put up a half naked short promoting it for June 26 that got taken down. Don't ask me why I recall so much Morgan trivia
(06-23-2023, 08:22 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: I'm not trying to suggest that Johnny is trying to trap Morgan, I think it's more accurate to say that the staunch richness of the situation in general is not conducive to fun, edgy, off the wall kinda shit. They're just sort of incongruent vibes, and one typically caves to the other and gets overridden. That's the only thing that sucks about living in luxury places.
Yeah I could see it eventually devolving into a power struggle of some sort, as is often the case unfortunately
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(06-23-2023, 08:23 PM)Guest Wrote: She put up a half naked short promoting it for June 26 that got taken down. Don't ask me why I recall so much Morgan trivia
On Patreon I assume? So it got taken down as in like maybe BF didn't really approve of her sharing something like that?
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I stopped subbing to her Patreon when she introduced the $5 Fran tier.
It was on Youtube... I just saw it's actually still there, she's wearing like a loin cloth or something. I'm not on her Patreon sorry this does limit the in depthness of my reporting.
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Oh yeah. I did see that teaser for a Fran channel of some sort. Fran is wild for sure, never know what your gunna get.
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[FRANTASTIC coming JUNE 26th]
https://www.youtube.com/@UnstoppableMorgan
I do kinda like Fran better than Morgan, NGL.
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Roflmfao @ the pube and armpit hair wigs.
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Morgan's never gonna be happy with a boring, droll life.
Yeah more merkin than loin cloth it looks. Fran is pretty funny but my favorite part is the name. You had me at OnlyFrans.
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So...
After this whole ugly shirts discussion we've had in this thread, I'm like browsing around online trying to find cute boho hippie kinda crop tops and I'm close to having a panic attack because ALL the clothes on offer these days are straight ugly.
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(06-23-2023, 08:56 PM)Guest Wrote: You had me at OnlyFrans.
It's the funniest thing she's ever come up with for sure.
She should do an entire channel as Fran.
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(06-23-2023, 09:01 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: I'm close to having a panic attack because ALL the clothes on offer these days are straight ugly.
I am about to have an Amanda Bynes style "Everything is ugly" breakdown...
https://i.imgur.com/COUTch7.jpeg
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Seeing the clothes they expect people to wear these days is making me really concerned about the world and the future.
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